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Pepsi
Chut Mein Mota Lund Jaate Hi Callgirl Chillayi: “Uui Maaa PEPSI.”
Ladka: “Saali Iss Time Tuze Pepsi kaha se du ?”
Girl: “Chutiye Pepsi Matlab Please “Enter Penis Slowly Inside”.
ӨNaughty Girlfriend
Boy Friend: “Janu, Tum Kitne Baje So Ke Uthti Ho?”
Girl Friend: “Apna Koi Fix Time Nahi Hai, Jab Bhi Dil Kare So Jati Hun, Or Jab Dil Kare Uth Jati Hun”
Boy Friend: “You Naughty , Tumhari Sab Aadte Bilkul Mere Lund Jaisi Hai.“
ӨMard Hone Ke Fayde
1. Un Dino Ki Tension Nahi Rehti
2. Heavy Golo Ki Jagah Light Goliya Latakti Hai
3. Nange Bhi Ghumo To Kisi Ki Bhavnaye Nahi Jagti Hai
4. Virginity Ka Koi Proof Nahi Hota Hai
5. Khujane Pe Hath Geela Nahi Hota Hai
6. And Above All – Kahi Bhi Mooto Aaram Se Khade Hokar
Enjoy Friends We Are A Man.
ӨDouble Meaning Baat
Bus Conductor: “Chandni Chowk Aa Gaya Hai Jisne Utarna Hai Utar Jao.”
Ek Ladki Ki Peeche Se chillayi: “Do Minute Ruko! Mein Kapde Utar Rahi Hun.”
Sabhi logo Ne Peeche Ghum Kar Dekha To Ladki Kapdo Wala Bag Utar Rahi Thi.
ӨBhola Bandar
Ek Bandar Ped Par Baitha Tha
Aur Niche Ek Couple Sex Kar Raha Tha
Bandar Ne Unko Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Kar Sochne Laga
Bandar: “Kya Mast Kela Hai, Ladki Ke Itna Khane Par Bhi Khatam Nahi Ho Raha“
ӨDouble Meaning
Pappu Ne Apni Girlfriend Se Puchha
Pappu: “Ek 6 Inch Ki Cheez Hai Jisko Hath Mein Pakadte Hi Ajeeb Sa Ehsas Hone Lagta Hai Us Cheez Ka Naam Batao?”
Ladki Sharam Ke maare: “Chhiii, Kitne Besharam Ho Tum.”
Pappu: “Are Main To 500 Rupye Ke Note Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha, Tumhara To Dimaag Hi Ganda Hai.”
ӨSayani Aurat
Ek Lady Local Bus Me Khadi Hokar Ja Rahi Thi
Achanak Apne Peeche Khade Ladke Se Boli
Lady: “Hill Kyu Rahe Ho, Thik Se Khade Nahi Ho Sakte.”
Ladka: “Madam Woh Peeche Se Dhakke Aa Rahe Hain”
Lady: “Kamine, 3 Bacho Ki Maa Hun Dhakke Aur Ghasse Mein Farak Janti Hun“
ӨTeesra Dost
Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Ghar Ke Bahar Khada Tha
Aur Dono Sexy Baatein Kar Rahe The
Ladke Ka Mood Ban Gaya Aur Uski Pant Mein Halchal Honi Shuru Ho Gayi
Bade Pyar Se Apni Girlfriend Ko Bola
Ladka: “Darling, Ander Chale, Hum Teeno Dost Kab Tak Aise Bahar Khade Rahenge“
ӨYaad Rakhna
Ek Ladki Ka Ek Boy Friend Tha, Par Dono Ki Shadi Possible Na Ho Saki
To Ladki Ke Ghar Walo Ne Uski Shadi Kahi Aur Fix Kar Di
Ladki Shadi Se Ek Din Pahle Apne Lover Ke Pass Gayi Aur Aate Waqt Uske Kaan Mein Boli
Ladki: “Jaan, Kam Se Kam Mujhe Muthho Mein To Yaad Rakhna“
Date Added -08-05-2011
ӨFeelings
Bra Kholo To Shakalaka Boom Boom,
Panty Kholo To Khulja Sim Sim,
Andar Dalo To Kya Masti Kya Dhoom,
Bahar Nikalo To Thanda Thanda Cool Cool.
ӨMalik
Boyfriend Girlfriend dono Sex Kar Rahe The.
Ladka Bola: “Janu Ab Hume Shadi Kar Leni Chahiye”
Ladi Gusse Se Boli: “Madharchod, Tu Mazdoor Hai Mazduri Kar, Factory Ka Malik Ban Ne Ki Koshish Na Kar“
ӨActive Se Passive Mein Badlo
Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bola
Teacher: “Active Se Passive Mein Badlo. Bache Jab Sunsan Jagah Pe Jate Hai To Haadso Ko Janam Dete Hai?”
Pappu: “Sunsan Jagho Pe Hue Haadse Hi Bacho Ko Janam Dete Hai“
ӨLadki Ka Dikhana
Pappu Ka Ek Dost Tha Golu
Ek Din Dono Baatein Kar Rahe The To Golu Ne Pappu Se Puchha
Golu: “Jab Girls Car Me Seat Belt Bandhti Hain To Kaisa Dikhta Hai?”
Pappu: “Percentage Ke Symbol Jaisa %“
ӨEk Aurat Ka Dukhda
Ek aurat Dr Se: “Mera Pati 300% Napusank Hai”
Doctor Hairan Hoke: “Arrey, Wo Kaise ?”
Aurat Rote Hue Boli: “Ek To Uska Khada Nahi Hota. Dusara Uski Ungli Bhi Tuti Hai. Teesra Kal Us Madarchod Ne Garam Garam Chai Pee Ke Apni Jibh Bhi Jala Li.“
ӨBiwi Ko Khush Rakhne Ke 3 Tarike
1st – Roz Uski Leni Chahiye, (Khabar)
2nd – Roz Uske Dabane Chahiye, (Pair)
3rd – Roz Apna Khol Ke Uske Hath Mein Dena Chahiye, (Purse)
Kya soch rahe ho ? Jo soch rahe the wo  bhi Karoge To Biwi Khush Hi Rahegi
ӨBra ki size
Ek Moti Lady Ek Bar Bazar Mein Bra Lene Gayi, Aur Dukan Par Jake Bra Dekhne Lagi.
Dekhte Dekhte Achanak Boli: “Bhaiya, Wo Wali Bra Mere Size Ki Lagti Hai, Dikhana Zara”
Dukandar: “Maff Karna Bahanji, Wo Bra Nahi, Mere Scooter Ki Steppney Ka Cover Hai“
ӨBahu Ka Gussa
Saas Ne Bahu Se Pucha
Saas: “Bahu, Jo Naye Chawal Aaye Hai Wo Kaise Hai?”
Bahu Gusse Se: “Ekdum Aapke Bete Jaise”
Saas Haraini Se: “Kya Matlab?”
Bahu: “Bilkul, Chadhte Hi Pak Jate Hai Aur Pani Chhod Dete Hai Fir Turant Hi Utarna Padta Hai“
ӨPati Se Zagda
Thanedar: “Tumne Apne Pati Se Zagda Kyu Kiya?”
Aurat: “Inhone Mujhe Office Se Phone Kiya Ki Tayar Ho Ja, Ye Aaye Aur Utha Ke Muze Bedroom Mein Le Gaye, Fir Mere Sare Kapde Utaare, Muze Bed Par Lita Ke Meri Dono Tangein Khol Ke Bole”
 April Fool  !!!!
ӨKamayi Me Hissedari
Apni Biwi Ko Apni 100% Kamayi Dene Se 10% Sukh Milta Hai
Aur Girlfriend Ko Apni Kamayi Ka 10% Dene Se 100% Sukh Milta Hai.
Paisa Apka, Faisla Apka Jago Grahak Jago.
ӨPaise Chhupane Ka Tarika
Pappu: “Mom, Aap Blouse Mein Paise Kyun Rakhti Ho?”
Mom: “Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata Na Chale”
Pappu: “Mom Aap Bhi Na, Bechare Papa Roz Kaamwali Ke Blouse Mein Dhoondte Rahte Hai“
ӨDost Ko SMS
Ek Baccha Roz School Se Bhag Kar Gand Marwata Tha.
Aisa Kar Kar Ke Usne Bahut Paise Kamaye.
Un Paiso Se Usne Ek Mobile Kharid Liya.
Kismat Dekho Aaj Bhosdi Ka Apni Hi Story Khud Pad Raha Hai.
ӨChalu Baba
Ek Dukhi Lady Baba  Ke Pas Gayi Aur Boli
Lady: “Baba Mera Pati Kab Sudhrenga?”
Baba: “Pati Ko Layi Ho?”
Lady: “Nahi.”
Baba: “Koi Baat Nahi, Apna Blouse Kholiye”
Lady: “Kyun?”
Baba: “Bachha, Pati Ki Hath Ki Rekhayein Dekhni Hai Na“
ӨGrah Parvesh
Apni Suhagrat Ko Pati  Achhe Tarike Se Sex Kar Nahi Paya
Subha Dulhe Ki Maa Ne Bahurani Se Puchha
Saas: “Bahu, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?“
Bahu Udasi Se: “Maa Ji Kya Batau, Grah Parvesh To 2 Baar Hua, Par Grah Shanti Nahi Ho Paayi“
ӨPiche Kya Lagati Hai
Girl Hostel Me Ek Phone Aaya – “Meena Hai Kya?”
Warden Ne Pucha – “Piche Kya Lagati Hai Wo?”
Phone Wala – “Ab Tho Pata Nahi Ji Par Pehle Sarson Ka Tel Lagati Thi“
ӨHusband,Wife Aur Sasural
Ek Bar Husband Apni Wife Ke Sath Apni Sasural Mein Gaya
Ek Din Vahan Husband Ne Biwi Se Kaha: “Chalo Sex Karte Hain”
Biwi Boli: “Nahi Ye Mere Baap Ka Ghar Hai”
Husband: To Kya Mere Baap Ka Ghar Red Light Area Hai Jo To Roz Taiyar Ho Jati Hai.
ӨBaba Ji Kya Hua?
Ek Budha Blue Film Dekhte Hue Zor Zor Se Haath Ko Jatka Dene Laga
Saath Bethe Ladke Ne Pucha – “Kya Hua Baba?”
Baba Bola – “Hona Kya Hai, 30 Saal Bad Lund Khada Hua To Aaj Haath So Gaya..“
ӨKya Mehsus Kar Rahi Ho?
Suhagrat Ko Pati Ne Apni Patni Se Pyar Se Pucha: “Kya Mehsus Kar Rahi Ho?”
Patni Boli: “Aaj Tak To TopUp* Mein Kaam Chalta Tha, Aaj Se Life Time Karwa Liya.”
ӨBache Ka Ticket
Conductor To Lady – “Bache Ka Ticket Dikhao?”
Lady – “Iski Bi Ticket Loge Kya? Ye To Abhi Doodh Peeta Hai.”
Conductor – “Doodh To Iska Baap Bhi Peeta Hai To Kya Usko Bhi Free Mein Bitha Loo“
ӨBeti Chay Aati Hai Kya?
Hone Wali Bahu Ko Dekhne Gaye Sasur Ne Pucha: “Beti Chay* Aati Hai?”
Ladki Boli: “Chutiye Mujhe Abhi Tak Doodh Nahi Ata. Chay Kya Ghanta Aayegi.“
ӨConnection And Handset
Nasbandi Ki Team Ko Dubara Apne Village Mein Aayi Dekh Kar Ek Budha Hairani Se Bola:
“In Logo Ne Connection To Pahle Hi Kat Diya Tha. Ab Kya Handset Bhi Le Ke Jayenge?“
ӨTime Ka Ganda Funda
Kapil Naam Ka Ek Aadmi Fauj Mein Major Tha
Usko Log Kafi Smart Aur Intelligent Bola Karte The
Ek Din Faujiyo Ki Ek Party Chal Rahi Thhi Usmein Ek Ladki Aayi
Usne Kapil Se Pucha: “Aap Log To Fauj Mein Rahte Hai Desh Ki Seva Main Busy Rahte Hai, Aapne Last Time Sex Kab Kiya Tha?”
Kapil Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola: “1955”
Ladki Khush Hote Hue: “Wow, Ye To Bahut Time Ho Gaya, Kya Aap Abhi Mere Sath Sex Karna Chahenge?”
Kapil Ne Apni Watch Dekhi Aur Muskurate Hue Bola: “Nahi Dear Abhi Nahi, Abhi To Sirf 2035 Hue Hai, Thodi Der Baad Karenge“
Date added -12-04-2011
ӨOSCAR Nomination 4 Best BlueFilms
1)Hasina ki Gand me Pasina.
2)Ghar me Sali to Puri Rat Diwali.
3)Fad k Panty Chodne de Aunty.
4)Pati Fauj me Biwi MAUJ Me
ӨBus me
Lady in bus: aapka kuchh touch ho raha hai.
Man: Oh, wo meri salary hai pocket mein.
Lady: SAALE HARAAMI! TERI SALARY 5 MINUTES MEIN 3 GUNA BADH GAYEE?!?
ӨPOEM
PAHALE JATI NA THI KEEL CHOOT MAI.
AB CHUDTO CHUDTO BAN GAYI JHEEL CHOOT MAI.
EK DIN NAHANE AAYA EK BHEEL CHOOT MAI.
NAHATE NAHATE BAHA GAYA SHEKRO MEEL CHOOT MAI.
JASE HI POLICE NE DEKHI DHEEL CHOOT MAI.
TURUNT LAGADI SEEL CHOOT MAI.
¤ JAI HIND JAI BHARAT ¤
ӨDOSTANA SPECIAL
What will Two Gay Men Tell Each Other When They See A Very Beautiful & Pretty Girl...?
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YAAR, LADKI AISI HAI TO"ISKA BHAI KAISA HOGA"
ӨEk bar girls hostel me ladkiya cycle chalate hue bahut shor macha rahi thi,Tabhi WARDEN ayi aur boli "shor kam machao nahi to cycle ki seat wapis lagwa Dungi.
ӨCustomer
Ladki Chemist Shop Pe Jaati Hai Aur Dukandar Ko Bolti Hai
Ladki: “Ek Condom Dena”
Dukandar: “Kis Liye?”
Ladki Gusse Se: “Bhonsdi Ke, Tere Baap Ko Gift Karungi, Taaki Tere Jaisa Kam Dimag Dusra Na Paida Ho“
ӨImaandari Ki Misaal
Ek Ladki Ka Gang Rape Ho Raha Thha Aur Vo Chilla Chilla Kar Bol Rahi Thhi
Kameeno, Kutto, Salo Koi To Condome Lagalo Nahi To Sabko AIDS Ho Jayega
ӨMochi Ki Suhagrat
Ek Ladki Ki Mochi Se Shadi Hui
Suhagrat Ke Agle Din Dulhan Ki Saheli ne Us Se Pucha.
Saheli: “Bata Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?”
Dulhan Gusse Se: “Ghanta Rahi, Usne Aate Hi Meri Choot Aur Gaand Dono seel Kar Diye Aur Bola, Aur Bata kaha kaha  Fatti Hai?“
ӨJhanto Ki Safayi
Savita Babhi Aur Uski Ek Saheli Aapas Baatein Kar Rahe The
Saheli: “Savita Yaar, Tu Niche Ki Shave Kab Kab Karti Hai?”
Savita: “Yaar, Mere Ko Karne Ki Jarurat Hi Nahi Padti”
Saheli Hairan Hoke: “Kyu?”
Savita: “Mera Pati Baat Hi aisi Karta Hai Ki Sari Jhante Jal Jaati Hai“
ӨDoctor Ki Advice
Jale Hue Boobs Lekar Savita Hospital Me Admit Hui
Doctor Aya Aur Usne Ye Sab Dekha To Hairani Se Bola
Dr: “Tumhare Boobs Kaisi Jal Gaye?”
Savita Rote Hue: “Apne Hi To Kaha Tha, Bacche Ko Dudh Pilane Se Pehle Nipple Ubal Lena“
ӨYe Choot Kya Hoti Hai?
Kisi Budhe Shayar Se Ek Naujawan Ladke Ne Puchha
Ladka: “Ustaad Ji, Ye Choot Kya Hoti Hai?”
Shayar: “Choot Is A Maal Nothing But Kamaal Andar Se Laal Surrounded By Baal Jo Chode Woh Nihaal Jo Chudwaye Woh Be-Haal“
ӨComputer talk
Boy: “Can I Touch And See Your Hardware?“
Girl: “First Show Me Your Software“
Boy: “Should I Install It In Your System?“
Girl: “Yes, But First Cover It With Antivirus & Then Install?“
Date added - 29-03-2011
ӨEk Call girl ke tyohar…
Choot Chaudas
Lund Panchmi
Gaand Padwa
Bhadwa Chauth
Bobe-Mas
Kamavasya
Fucker Sankranti
Popat Pujjan
ӨAndhere Mein pati patni ki batein..
Raat Ke Andehere Mein Pati Patni Ke Bedroom Mein Sune Gaye Dialogs
Patni: “Jaanu Chotey Wale Surakh (Hole) Nahi, Bade Wale Surakh Mein Dalo”
Pati: “Andhera Itna Hai Yaar, Surakh Nazar Hi Nahi Aa Raha.”
Patni: “Esa Karom Surakh Par Apni Ungli Phero Mehsoos Ho Jayega, Phir Ander Dal Dena”
Pati: “Wah! Ungli Sey To Andhere Mein Bhi Surakh Mill Gaya.”
Patni: “Jan Ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal Do.”
Pati: “Poora Andar Chala Gaya, Uuf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein Headphone Ki Pin Mobile Mein Lagana“
ӨYe Kiske Bachhe hai ,mere ya tere…
Goverment Ne Elaan Kiya Ki Jiske 5 Ya Usse Jyada Bachhe Hai, Usko Rahne Ko Ek Ghar Free Mein Degi.
Santa Ke 3 Bachhe Thhe Usne apni wife se kaha.Ki Hamare Padosi Sharma Ji Ke 2 Bachhe Mere Hai, Mein Unko Leke Aata Hun, Kam Se Kam Ghar To Free Mein Mil Jayega”
Santa Dono Bachhe Le Aaya Aur Ghar Aake Dekha, To Uske 3 Bachhe Nahi Hai
Santa: “Hamare Teeno Bachhe Kidhar Hai?”
Wife: “Vo Jinke The Vo Vapis Le Gaye“
ӨLadki Ka Apni Choot Ke Uper Kharcha
Baba Saxidas Se Ek Mastmaula Ashiq Ne Puchha
Ashiq: “Baba Ji, Ek Ladki Apni Life Mein Apni Choot Ke Upar Kitne Rs Kharchti Hai?”
Baba Saxidas Ne Samjhaya
Ek Ldki Ko 11 Saal Ki Umar Mein Menstrual Cycle Suru Hota Hai
Aur Monopose Ki Umar 56 Saal Hoti Hai.
Ek Ldki Ko Uski Puri Zindagi Me Lagbag 3000 Din Ya Lagbg 8 Saal Menstrual Cycle Mein Bitane Padte Hai.
Ek Period Mein Lgbag 45ml Blood Nikalta Hai
(45ml x 3times a Day, x 5 Days = 675ml, x 12months =8100ml, x 45 Yrs = 364.8 Liter)
Ek Ladki Ki Choot Apni Puri Life Mein Lagbg 365 Ltr Khoon Nikalti Hai.
Ek Din Me 1 Wisper Ultra Use Kiya Jaye To
(5 Pad x 5days = 25 Pads, x 12 Months = 300pads/per Year, x 45 Years = 13500 pads, Means 1125 Pack Wisper Ultra, x Rupees 52.00 = Rs 58500.00)
Means
Ek Ldki Puri Zindgi Mein Jitne Paisi Apni Choot Par Kharch Krti Hai Utne Mein Tere Liye 1 Bajaj Pulsar 150 Aa Jaye
ӨYamraj asks 3 ladies-Kabhi kiss kiya,
1st lady-Shadi se pehle kiya tha,
Yamraj-Chal narak me.
2nd Lady-Shadi k baad kiya tha.
Yamraj-Chal Swarg me
3rd lady-Kabhi nahi,
Yamraj-Chal kone me !
ӨMasum Santa Ki Tharki Girlfriend
Santa Apni Girlfriend Ke Boobs Choos Raha Tha
GirlfriendKo Maja Aa Raha Thha Excited Hoke Boli
Girlfriend: “You Want Anything Else?”
Santa Masumiyat Se: “Agar Do Parle G Ke Biscuits Aur Mill Jate To Maja Hi Aa Jata“
ӨHarami Naukar Ki Masoom Soch
Madam Sahiba Bathroom Se Naha Ke Jaisi Hi Bahar Nikli To Dekha Ki Naukar Keyhole Se Usko Jhank Raha Tha
Madam Guse Se: “Kyu Jaank Raha Tha Tu?”
Naukar Masumiyat Se: “Bibi Ji, Aapne Hi To Kaha Tha Ki Main Nahane Ja Rahi Hun, Tum Doodh Dekhte Rahna“
ӨLadkiya Red Lipstick Kyu Lagati Hai?
Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Bhakt Kapil Ne Pucha
Kapil: “Baba Ji, Ladkiya Apne Honto Pe Red Lipstick Kyu Lagati Hai?”
Baba Ji: “Arrey Moorakh, This Is To Inform, Stop, This Is Not The Right Hole.“
ӨAankh Aur Choot Ka Rishta
Aankhon Ko Kaajal Lagata Dekh Kar Choot Rone Lag Gayi
Aankh Ne Hairan Hoke Pucha: “Bahan Ro Kyu Rahi Ho?”
Choot Rote Hue Boli: “Arey Isliye Ro Rahi Hun Ki, Log Dekhnege Tujhe Aur Thokenge Mujhe“
ӨLadki Ki Muskurahat Par Ek Sher
Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab Ne Ek Sher Likha Hai
Hamari Ek Muskuraht Pe Wo Apni Choot Marwa Baithe,
Hamari Ek Muskuraht Pe Wo Apni Choot Marwa Baithe,
Wo Chaddi Pahenne Hi Wale The Ke Hum Phir Se Muskra Bethe.
ӨWhy Women Wear Panties With Printed Flowers?
Ever Wondered Why Women Wear Panties With Printed Flowers?
Its A Way Of Saying Come Please Water My Garden With Your Pipe
ӨKisi Aurat Ke Boobs Choose Hai?
Ek Dost Ne Dusre Dost Se Pucha: “Oye, Tune Kabhi Life Mein Kisi Aurat Ke Boobs Choose Hai?”
Dusra Dost: “Nahi Yaar, Kabhi Moka Nahi Laga”
Pahla Dost: “To Bhonsdi Ke Kya Tu Apne Baap Ke Tatte Choos Ke Bada Hua Hai?“
ӨTota Bhi Kameena Ho Gaya
Punjabi Banda USA Mein Rahta Tha Aur Vaha Usne Ek Tota Khairda Hua Tha.
Tota Roj Subha Utth Ke Bolta Tha: “Wake Up Sir, You Have To Go To Work”
Bandey Ko Kisi Vajah Se Punjab Mein Vapis Aana Pada, Aur Vo Tote Ko Bhi Apne Sath Le Aya
Ab Uska Tota Ye Bolta Hai
Tota: “Utth Oye Fuddi Deya, Aaj Bund Marwan Nahi Jana” (In Hindi: “Uth Sale Gaandu, Aaj Tune Gand Marwane Nahi Jana“)
ӨGaand Fadu Kela Lelo
Kele Wala Gali Mein Kele Bech Raha Tha
Kelewala: “Kele Lelo Gaand Fadu Kele Lelo”
Lady: “Oye, Ye Kaisi Kele Hai, Pahle To Kabhi Nahi Sune? Kitne Ka Hai?”
Kelewala: “250 Rs Ka Ek”
Lady Hairan Hoke: “Kyaaa????”
Kelewala: “Dekha Fatt Gayi Na Gaand“
ӨKaamwali Bhi Kaamwali Hi Hoti Hai
Naukrani Ko Ghar Ka Kam Karte Waqt Ek Condom Mila, Use Samajh Nahi Aa Raha Tha Ki Ye Kya Cheez Hai.Socha Malkin Se Jake Puchti Hun, Shayad Use Pata Ho Kya Cheez Hai
Naukrani: “Bibi Ji, Ye Kya Cheez Hai?”
Malkin Ne Hairan Ho Ke Pucha: “Tumhe Nahi Pata?, Kya Tumhare Yaha Sex Nahi Karte?”
Naukrani Ne Kuch Der Socha Phir Hairani Se Boli: “Haan Karte To Hai, Par Itna Bhi Nahi Ki Lund Ki Khaal Hi Utar Jaye“
ӨLadki Aur Uska Jasusi Idea
Ladki Ki Panty Kho Gayi, Dhunde Pe Bhi Nahi Mill Rahi Thhi.
Usko Jasusi Movies Dekhne Ka Shok Tha, Usko Ek Idea Aya
Usne Apne Kutte Ko Apni Choot Sunghayi Aur Chhod Diya
Sham Ko Tv On Kiya To Uspe Ek News Aa Rahi Thhi.
“Aaj Ek Pagal Kutte Ko Goli Maar Di Gayi, Kyunki Usne 35 Logo Ke Lund Pe Kaat Liya Thha“
ӨSubah Ka Bhula Sham Ko Ghar Aaye To Use Kya Kehte Hai
Baba Saxidas Ke Ek Bhakt Ne Unse Pucha
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Agar Subah Ka Bhula Sham Ko Ghar Aa Jaye To Usse Kya Kehte Hai?”
Baba Saxidas: “Simple, Kya Re Bhosdike Subah Se Kaha Gand Marva Raha Tha“
ӨUff Ye Condom Itna Tight Kyu Hai?
Santa Biwi Ke Saath Sex Karne Ka Mood Bana Raha Tha To Light Chali Gayi
Santa: “Uff, Aaj Ye Condom Itna Tight Aur Chota Kaisi Ho Gaya Hai?”
Biwi Gusse Se: “Arrey Ye Condom Nahi Hai, Bache Ki Doodh Ki Bottle Ka Nipple Hai“
ӨPyar Ishq Aur Mohabbat Kya Hota Hai?
Ek Call Girl Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Gayi Aur Pucha
Callgirl: :”Baba Ji, Ye Pyar Ishq Aur Mohabbat Kya Hota Hai?”
Baba Saxidas: “Bachha, Tu In Chakkaro Mein Mat Padd,  Yeh Sab Free Mein Chodne Ke Bahane Hai“
ӨBra Aur Baniyan Mein Kya Antar Hota Hai
Baba Saxidas Bhakto Ko Gayan De Rahe The Bole
“Bachho Bra Aur Baniyan Mein Kya Antar Hota Hai Ye Aaj Main Batane Jaa Raha Hun”
“Baniyan Mein Kapda Jyada Hota Hai Aur Weight Kam, Aur Bra Mein Kapda Kam Aur Weight Jayada Hota Hai“
ӨGaand Par Shayari
Chodumal Khan Saab Ka Ek Sher Arz Hai
Meri Gaand Par Main Fida,
Teri Gaand Par Tu Fida,
Meri Gaand Par Main Fida,
Teri Gaand Par Tu Fida.
Aur Jis Din Teri Gand Par Main Fida,
Us Din Beta Samajh Le Tu Chuda.
ӨMaa Baap Ka Sayana Beta
Maa Baap Apne 6 Saal Ke Bete Se: “Beta So Ja Nahi To Bhoot Aa Jayega”
Beta: “Aap Logo Ko To Bas Chudayi Ka Bahana Chahiye, Bhoot Ne Yaha Aake Kya Maa Chudvani Hai“
ӨSMS Kaha Se Kar Rahe Ho?
Ladka Ladki Raat Ko Phone Pe SMS Chat Kar Rahe The
Ladki Ne Pucha: “SMS Kaha Se Kar Rahe Ho?”
Ladka: “Bedroom Mein Rajai Ke Ander Se.”
Ladki: “Achha?? Waha Bhi Coverage Hota Hai Kya?”
Ladka: “Kyu Nahi? Apna Personal Tower Jo Khada Kar Rakha Hai“
ӨHimesh Reshamiya Ki Biwi Ki Problem
Himesh Reshamiya Ki Shadi Ko 3 Saal ho gaye
Ek din Himesh ki maa ne apni bahu ko bulaya aur kaha: “Beta, Good News Kab De Rahi Ho?”
Bahu: “Maaji Khush News Kya Ganta Hogi, Aap Unhe Samjhaye, Har Kam Topi Pehen Ke Nahi Hota“
ӨWah Re Bete
Aadmi Apni Naukrani Ke Saath Sex Kar Raha Tha
Naukrani Ko Sawad Aa Raha Tha Boli: “Aur Karo”
Aadmi Bola: “Recharge Kharam Ho Gaya”
Piche Se Aadmi Ka Chota Beta Apna Lund Nikalkar Bola
Beta: “Daddy Chinta Na Karo, Abhi Vodafone Ka Chota Recharge Hai“
ӨApple Khane Ka Nuksan
Doctor Kahte Hai Apple Khao, Par Baba Saxidas Kahte Hai Ki Apple Bahut Hi Khatarnal Chiz Hai
Aaj Baba Saxidas Aapko Apple Khane Ka Nuksan Bateynge, Puri Detail Mein
Apple Khane Se Vitamins Aayenge
Vitimins Aane Se Jyada Takat Aayegi
Taakat Aane Se Tum Kaam Jyada Karoge
Kaam Jyada Karoge To Paise Jyada Kamaoge
Paisi Jyada Ayenge To Bahut Si Ladkiyo Ke Chakkar Mein Pad Jaoge
Ladkiyo Ke Chakkar Mein Pade To Sex Bhi Kiya Karoge
Jyada Lakiyo Se Sex Karoge To AIDS Ho Jayega
Aur Agar AIDS Ho Gaya To Maut Pakka Hai, Koi Bachav Nahi
To Bacho Isliye Hamari Salah Hai Apple Mat Khaya Karo
ӨA Heart Touching Story
Ek Ladki Ne Garib Ladke Se Puchha: “Tumhara Lund Itna Bada Kaise?”
Garib Ldka: “Kyuki Bachpan Se Mere Pass Aur Koi Khilona Nhi Tha“
ӨForest Department Ki Taraf Se Best Message
Forest Department Ki Taraf Se Best Message
Pedo Se Bhi Utna Hi Pyar Karo Jitna Pedo Ke Niche Beth Ke Karte Jo
Ө3 Pati Aur Unki Biwia
Ek Baar 3 dosto Ne Car Kharidi Aur Apas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe The,
1st: “Mere bv Ko Car Itni Pasand Aayi Ki Vo Mera Lund Pakad Ke Bolti Hai Kon Sa Gear Daalu”
2nd: “Bas, Meri bv Ko To Car Itni Pasand Aayi Ki apne hi Boobey Dabaa Kar Horn Bajaati Hai”
3rd: “Arrey Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi, Meri bv Ko To Car Itni Pasand Aayi Ki wo mera lund pakad ke bolti he k  Kitne Litre Petrol Daalu“
ӨWilliam Sexfear Ki Research
William Sexfear Ne Kafi Research Ki Aur Is Baat Ka Pata Lagaya Ki
“Why Underwear Is Named As Langoti In Hindi?”
Because It Takes Care Of 1 Lund & 2 Goti (Balls).
So Always Call It With Respect “Langoti“
ӨOooh We’re Going To Do It 5 Times?
Ek 75 Yr Old Ki Shaadi 25 Yr Old Ladki Ke Saath Hoti Hai.
Wedding Night Ko Buddha Ladki Ko Apni Paanch Ungliyaan Dikhata Hai
Ladki: “Oooh We’re Going To Do It 5 Times?!”
Budha: “No Darling. Choose Any 1.”
ӨDifference Between Boot (Shoes) And Choot?
What Is The Difference Between Boot (Shoes) And Choot?
The Boot Accepts Only One Size. Whereas Choot Accepts All Sizes.
ӨCallgirl ko chut pe shampu aur Dettol lagate dekh kar saheli ne puchha- ye tum kya kar rahi ho ? Callgirl- Diwali aa rahi hai, socha thodi si safayee kar lu.
ӨEk sawal – 14 FEB VALENTINE DAY ko log aisa kya karte hai ki thik 9 mahine baad 14 NOVEMBER ko Childrens Day manana padta hai.
Ө Ladki kipanty kho gayi usne apne kutte ko chut sungha di. Sham ko TV par news aayi- 1 kutte ko 35 logo ke lund pe katne ke wajah se goli mar di gayee.
ӨOne day Penis tells the balls- Tonight we are going for a party.Balls reply- You bloody fuckin liar, you always get inside while we are left outside.
ӨSanta 2 Biwi on suhagrat- Teri choot bahut loose hai. Biwi- Bhosdike lund bahar nikalaur mere cash,car,LCD,AC,jwellery wapas kar. Santa – Galti ho gayi mera lund hi patla hai.
ӨQuestion- Agar subah ka bhula sham ko ghar laut aaye To use kya kehte hai ?
Answer- Kya re bhosdike, subah se kaha gand marwa raha tha.
ӨSanta K 7 bachho me se 1 alag hi dikhata tha.,p[ar biwi se puchh na saka.Lekin marte waqt –Wo alag sa dikhane wala bachha kiska hai ? Biwi- Wohi sirf aapka hai..
ӨA baniya do sex alternate days. His friend asks why not you do regularly.
Baniya Replies : Ke karen, ek din to condom sukhane me bhi lag jaave hai!

ӨGirl : Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte ho?
Boy : Ye to depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai!!
ӨWhat is pure Hindi name of Condom??
Rubber ki Chiknai yukt Prajanan virodhak mardana Ling ki topi.
ӨAgar Gandhi Ji Ke Zamane Mein AIDS Ka Pata Hota To Kya Hota?Arey Bhai Hona Kya Thha,Jo Abhi Teen Bandar Baithe Rahte Hai Mooh, Kan, Aur Aankh Band Karke To Ek Aur Bandar Hota
Aur Wo Apne Lund Pe Hath Rakh Ke Baitha Hota Aur Bolta “Dont Fuck

Ө7 Sadhu 7 Chatayi Ke Uper Bethe The.Ek Aadmi Ne Aake Bade Sadhu Se Pucha: “Baba, Ladkiya Choot Nahi Deti Kya Karu?”Sadhu Chote Sadhu Se: “Oye, Ek Aur Chatayi Laga Bhai Ke Liye, Aaj Se Ye Bhi Hamare Sath Hai
ӨA man comes back from office to find his wife having sex with a stranger.
He screams at her, 'What do you think you are doing?'
The wife stops and turns to the man in bed with her, 'See, I told you he was stupid.
ӨMariz To Dr: Mai Jb B Aaina Dkhta Hu Mera Lund Khda Ho Jata Hai.
Dr: Ye Koi Bimari Nhi Hai, Tera Chehra Hi Chut Jesa Hai
ӨLadki Apne Ek Male Friend Se Poochti HaiLadki: “Jab Tum Su-Su Kar Lete Ho To Uske Baad Apne Lund Ko Kyu Hilate Ho?
Ladka: “Arey Hum Hilakar Use Yaad Dilate Hai Ki, Pappu Betha Uth Tere Jeevan Ka Maqsad Sirf Peshab Karna Hi Nahi Hai

Ө70 Saal Ka Budha Doctor Se Milne Gaya Aur Pucha
Budha: “Dr. Saab, Meri Umar Mein Sex Style Kya Hona Chahiye?”
Dr: “Dogy Style”
Budha Confuse Hoke: “Aapka Matlab Piche Se?”
Dr: “Nahi, Sirf Soonghna Aur Chaatna“
ӨIs Saal Ka Sabse Ganda SMS. 1 Ldka Clas Me 1 Ldki Ki Gand Mein Ungli Dal Deta Hai Ldki Muskra Kar Boli: Utni Hi Tatti Nikaalna Jitni Khani Ho
ӨLadka Aur Ladki Jab First Meeting Karte Hai Unki Soch Ek Dusre Ke Liye Kya Hoti Hai.
Girl: “Kitna Sidha-Sadha Aur Bhola Ladka Hai”
Boy: “Kitni Sexy Bandi Hai, Boobs To Dekh Sali Ke”
Girl: “Kitna Nice Behaviour Hai”
Boy: “Gaand To Mast Hai Land Khada Ho Gaya”
Girl: “Dressing Style Bhi Zabardast Hai”
Boy: “Skirt Todi Aur Choti Hoti To Lund Khade Khade Ander Dal Deta”
Girl: “Agar Razi Ho Gaya To Isi Se Shadi Karungi”
Boy: “Bas Ek Bar Razi Ho Jaye, Chod Chod Ke Tasalli Bitha Dunga
ӨTeacher: Who is Sania Mirza?
Student: Tennis player.
Teacher: Good! Who is Mallika Sherawat?
Student: Penis Player!!
ӨAurat apny Breast ko zor zor se hilany laggi
Phir apny Bachy ko Dood pilany lagi
Husband: Yeh kia ker rahi thi?
BV: Sharma k! G wo Milkshake Bana rahi thi
ӨSharabi sex kr raha tha. Ghalti se peeche daal diya
Biwi boli: O ji truck ghalat godam me ja raha hai
sharabi: saali ab bata rahi hai jab diesel khatam hogaya
ӨPregnant aurat ko dekh ker 1 ladki boli:
Lagta hai makan ban gaya hai
aur kiraye par bhi  gaya hai.
Pregnant lady boli:
Mazdur free hai, bhejon kya??.?
ӨAt mid-night, one man jumps in to the bed and starts making love.
Ladies in bed said – Jiju. Main didi nahi, aapki Sali hu radha.
Man – Ab kahe ki Radha jab ghus gaya aadha.
ӨSARDAR TO SHOPKEEPER: MERE SIZE KA CONDOM MILEGA?
SHOPKEEPER: TUM ITNE BARE CONDOM KA KYA KAROGE?
SARDAR: FANCY DRESS SHOW ME LUND BAN KAR JAONGA
ӨA girl to her friend: yar meri kamar dukh rahi hai?
Friend: why?
Girl: yaar wo me doggi style me sex karti hu isliye..
friend: to koi or style se sex kiya karo..
girl: me to kar lu lekin mere “kutte ko or koi style aata he nahi…“
ӨAik Totli Larki Suit Rangwaney Key Liye
Rang Waley Key Pass Gayee Aur Boli: . . . . . . . .
“Lun Waley Meley Chut Main Essa Lun Dalna
Key Chut Phut Jaye Magar Lun Na Nikley“
ӨAN English Woman asked 2 Punjabi women.
Wat is ur daily routine ?
Punjabi women: Hai behna saada ki kehna,
saara din chulley te,
te saari raat LULLAY te
ӨGirl:Meri Chot Main Ungli Dalo.
Dusri B Dalo. Ab Pura Hath B Dalo.
Ab Dusra Hath B Dalo Ab Dono Hathon Se Taali Bajao.
Boy: Nahi Bajti
Girl:dekha Kitni Tight Hai.
ӨEk Call Girl ka jnaza nikla to usay dekh k 1 Admi bola:
Chalo acha hua aakhir aapas me dono milli to sahi
Kisi ne pocha kon dono?
Wo bola: Uski Tangain
Ө1st Girl to Another:
Kal Sapnay main Muze koi chaku Maar raha tha
2nd Girl:
Tu Darr matt,
Agar sapnay Sach hote to main Roz Pragnent hoti .
ӨPolice to Mujrim : tune Bache ki gand kyu mari??
Mujrim : ji janab Thand thi or bacha khoobsurat tha,
Police : ab Bacha kaha hai??
Mujrim : wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai….
ӨBoy2sales Girl: give a condom?
salesGirl: Can I touch ur Penis 4 size?
Boy:ok
SalesGirl: Give him “M“ size,
wait..
Give “L‘
wait..
Give ‘XL‘
oh sitt
Give me a tissue-paper.
ӨGirl to baba: Baba yeh LUND kaisa hota hai?
Baba:Koi Chota,Koi Lamba, Koi Mota,
Koi Patla, Koi Sakht or Koi Narm.
Girl: Baba Lagta hai sari umar gand marwate rahe ho.
ӨGirl to doctor - I have taken an I-pill by mistake. Now what should I do?
Doc: Get ur self fucked within 72 hrs, otherwise the tablet will not work.
ӨUsne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
zyada excited mat ho yaar
yeh  tha kapray sukhane ka taar!
ӨSEX At 8-ignor it,
At 18-feel it
At 28-xplor it
At 38-enjoy it
At 48-pay 4 it,
At 58-pray 4 it,
At 68-beg 4 it,
At 78 -Ab mar bhi jaa hawas k pujari..
Ө1girl to another: kal sapne me mujhe koi chakku se maar raha tha!
2girl: Tu dar mat, agar sapne sach hote to mujhe roz abortion karvana padta
ӨBoy: agar me tumhe kiss karke bhag jau to?
Girl: to me aisa samju ki jo ladka pura paper complete kar sakta tha, lekin woh objective likh ke chala gaya
ӨJitne CHANNEL TV Ke
Utne NAKHRE BV Ke
TV Chale REMOTE Se
BV Chale NOTE Se
CHEDA Agar TV Ko TV Hua KHARAB
Jo CHEDA BV Ko,
"BEGHAR" Hue JANAB"
ӨWHAT IS COMMON BETWEEN MELODY AND MALA-D
Jab Bache masti karte hai to unhe MELODY di jaati hai.
Aur Jab Bache ki Maa masti karti hai to use MALA D di jaati hai!
ӨYE JO HASINO KE BAAL HOTE HAIN,
LADKO KO FASANE KE JAAL HOTE HAIN,
YE HASINAYE PEE JATI HAIN
SAARA KHOON LADKO KA ISILIYE
INKE LIPS ITNE LAL HOTE HAIN.
ӨA man just before marriage : "SUPERMAN"
After marriage : "GENTLEMAN"
After ten years : "WATCHMAN"
After twenty years : "DOBERMAN"
ӨOne who smokes has a smoky heart,
one who drinks has an alcoholic heart.
So dear, U must STOP eating sweets,
as you are already a Sweetheart!
ӨThe word HELLO means:
H=How are you?
E=Everything alright?
L=Like 2 hear from you!
L=Love 2 see you soon
O=Obviously I miss you....
SO, HELLO
ӨGIRL to BOY: I am radio
My left boob is tuner n
right boob is volume control.
Boy turns both boobs but
there is No sound!
Girl: Fool, U are not plugged in...!
ӨWomen r like net Virus:
They ENTER ur Life
SCAN ur pockets
TRANSFER money
EDIT ur mind
DOWNLOAD their problems
DELETE ur smile & HANG U 4ever
ӨBehind every successful student,
there is one Girlfriend
But what about a failed student?
A beautiful teacher……….
ӨTC fined Ticket less girls
Girl in pant was fined Rs 100
Skirt girl Rs 50
Mini skirt girl Rs 25
Next girl was fined Rs 0 why?
u naughty
she had ticket...
ӨYeh waqt nahin hai rone ka,
Yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka.
Uss waqt kyon nahin royee thi,
Jab chipak ke soyee thi
Ab jo kiya hai woh bharo,
Tab to kehti thi aur karo, aur karo...
Ө1 boy to a dark girl Kitne
kali ho. The girl replies isme
tere baap ka kya jata hai.
Boy-agar mere baap ka
gaya hota to gori HOTI.
ӨDIFFERENT PHASES OF SEX LIFE:
AGE 20 - DIN RAAT,
AGE 28 - ROZ RAAT,
AGE 38 - JUMME RAAT,
AGE 48 - CHAND RAAT,
AGE 58 - ONLY JAZBAAT,
AGE 68 - GALAT BAAT...
ӨBOY..SEX ME DONO KO MAZA AATAHAI...FIR LADKE SE HI PAISE Q
CALL GIRL... BEWKUF, CHARGE OUTGOING PAR HI LAGTA HAI.. INCOMING PAR NAHI.
ӨTwo girls returning from movie
1st: mere rupaye chori ho gaye!
2nd: tu to blouse mein rakhti thi phir kaise?
1st: muje kya pata saala chori kar raha hai.
ӨWife Bought A New Transparent Bra,
Wore It In Front Of Husband.
Husband: Isme Tum Badi Sexy Lag Rahi Ho,
Wife: Hmm..Pata Hai! Salesman B yahi keh rah
ӨGirl goes 2 Dr with mom
Girl-Medical checkup krana hai
Dr-sare kapde utar k parde k piche let jao... Girl-mera nahi mummy ka!
Dr oh!...mataji Jeeb bahar nikaaliye.
ӨEk bus mein BOYS aur GIRLS antakshari khel rahe the
GIRLS ne kaha "hum tumhe haraa k dikhayenge"...
BOYS bole.... "hum haar gaye ab dikhao"
ӨA fat electrician while having sex asks his wife: Bolo priye tumhe kya gam hai?
Wife: Swami Load Jyada aur Voltage kam hai..

Ө A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise?
She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi maangne aa jate they..!!
ӨGirls hostel me phone aaya-- seema hai kya?
Warden ke pucha aage kya lagati hai?
jawab aaya- ab pata nahi do mahine pahele STAYFREE lagati thi!
Ө3 gujrati women went to chaat shop.
Ist woman: manne chat.
2ND woman: manne ragdo(tikki).
3RD woman: manne pehle chat phir ragdo!!
ӨA man was pressing lady's boobs in a crowded bus.
Lady, "Excuse me... Yeh aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!"
Man, "Itni bheed mein is se achha ho hi nahi sakta"
ӨSon Saw parents having sex
he asks Dad whats up?
Dad: teri maa me PETROL barh raha hun
Son: Mom ki AVERAGE CHECK karo abhi
uncle bhi TANK FULL kay kay gaye hai
ӨMother: Do u know the
meaning of Mangalsutra?
Daughter: Yes, it is the
license to enjoy Kamasutra.
ӨWhat if MALIKA SHERAWAT plays the role of draupadi in mahabharat?
Duryodhan wld say, "pehle isko kapde to pehnao... tabhi to vastr haran karunga!
ӨMalika Sherawat at airport-
Bhikari- Bahenji 1 rupaya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000/- rupees….Tell why ?
Pahli bar kisine Mallika Ko Bahan Bola.
ӨTeacher- Boys aapko Amir Khan aur Kajol Ki film FANNA se kya lesson mila ?
\Boys- Andhi, Langri, Behri, Goongi, ………job hi mile phansa lo.
ӨWife – Ye aapki shirt pe lipstick ka nishan kahan se aaya ?
Husband – Main khud hairan hu , uss waqt to maine shirt utari hui thi………
ӨKisi K pas aane me waqt lagta hai.
Kisiko apna banana me waqt lagta hai.
Jab manga hamne aapko khuda se to usne jawab diya Anmol cheez pane me waqt lagta hai.
ӨWhat is the difference between wife and neighbors wife. Wife is a chocolate can have any time. Neighbors wife is like an ice cream , should have immediately.
ӨOne fine day at school, the teacher was teaching about the heart.
After she had finished she said, "If any one has any doubts about what I have taught please ask."
Little Johnny stands up and asks, "Teacher, does the heart have legs?"
She replies, "no it doesn't. What makes you ask such a question?"
He says "Last night when I went into my parents bedroom I over heard my dad saying SWEET HEART spread your LEGS"
ӨA Maharishi stated that (Kamasutra) sex is
"Duty", if done with your Wife
"Art", if done with your Lover
"Education", if done with a Virgin
"Business Transaction", if done with a Prostitute
"Social Work", if done with a Divorcee
"Charity", if done with a Widow &
"Sacrifice", if done with your own Hand!
ӨRaju – Papa aaj se school me ek period sex education ka bhi shuru ho gaya hai.
Papa – Very good , lekin tum nunni kyo hila rahe ho ?
Raju – Homework mila hai.
ӨHusband to wife – Did u have any BF before marriage ?
Wife remains silent…………….
Husband – Mai iss khamoshi ko kya samzu /
Wife – Are count to karne do.
ӨGirls of 1995
“Agar tum mil jao Zamana chhod denge hum”
Girls of 2009
“Agar tum mil jao Purana Chhod denge hum

Ө1 Call gal ki kavita
Mohabbat k siwa aur bhi gam hai zamane me
Mohabbat k siwa aur bhi gam hai zamane me
Kabhi aa k dekho
Chut fat jati hai din k 200 kamane me.
ӨDawa aur daru me kya farak hai ? Dava is like GF comes with expiry date, and daru is like wife , jitni purani hogi utna sir chad k bolegi.
ӨJudge – Why did u shoot your wife instead of shooting her lover ?
Accused – Your honour, its easier to shoot a woman once , than shooting one man every week.
Ө3 chuhe hath me talwar , gupti aur bandook lekar bhag rahe the.Sher ne puchha – kya hua. Pehla chuha bola- baju hat lavade. Dusra ruka nahi. Teesra bola – Jungle me kisine hathi ki maa chod di hai aur badnami hamari ho rahi hai.
ӨHar chand ka didar alag hota hai. Har jam ka nasha alag hota hai. Kisi 1 ladki pe zindgi barbad mat karna kyonki har ladki ka figure alag hota hai.
ӨLadka ladki sex kar rahe the.Suddenly ladka bole--Kyu na hum shadi kar le ?Ladki boli--Madarchod, mazdoor ho mazdoori karo, Factory k malik banane ki koshish mat karo
ӨQ: Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA. A: VAGINA cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA... So respect the seniors!
ӨBeauty is 2 c & 2 touch, Flowers r 2 smell & 2 pluck, Nipples r 2 play & 2 suck, Women r 2 luv & 2 *uck, All these r free but all depends on LUCK!
ӨA woman gave birth 2 6 babies n on seeing dis she got off d bed n slapped her husband n shouted, I told u not 2 go Doggy Style..!
ӨJudge: Y do u want divorce? He: She doesn't satisfy me in bed She: The whole colony is happy, only this idiot has a problem!
ӨOn a wedding nght a nervous Husband tells his Wife 'Im just 5 Ft 6 inches! & ur..?' Wife: 'Forget the 5ft.Lets Concentrate on d 6 inches!'
ӨLatest rhymes in SCHOOL... Twinkle, twinkle little STAR, I just went to ROYAL BAR. Quater rates r up so HIGH, So drink a beer with Chicken FRY !!!
ӨWomen is the best vehicle in the world. Front - 2 bumpers! Back - 2 bumpers! Self lubricating when hot! Monthly automatic engine oil change! Every type of piston fits!
ӨThere are 4 ways to love: Hand in hand. That in hand. Hand in that. That in that.
ӨWhat is LONG & HARD, has a Hole at the TIP & when INSERTED into a WET, HAIRY and TIGHT HOLE, makes U feel better? . . . . . VICKS INHALER
ӨCricketer describing a nude woman There is no cover, There is no extra cover, There r 2 silly points, 2 fine legs & a deep gully, With little grass on pitch!
ӨSex is good, sex is fine Doggy style or 69 Just 4 fun or getting paid everyone loves getting laid So if u want me in the sack, lick ur lips n text me back
ӨMale Prayer As I lay her on the bed, I pray this girl give good head. Lick my boy and fuck me right, get my nut and say goodnight.
ӨI want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you... wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
ӨKehte hai ki aurat ke haath mein barkat hoti hai,
bilkul sahi baat hai
1 inch ki cheez lete hi 6 inch ka bana deti hai……………!
ӨSex karo daily jab GirlFriend ho akeli,
jab Girlfriend na ho akeli,
tab ragdo uski saheli,
jab mile na uski saheli,
to Zindabaad HATHELI…
“Muth Maru Association duara janhit me jaari…“

ӨA woman is a marvelous creation,
she produces milk without eating grass,
she bleeds without being hurt,
gets wet even when it does not rain
and sucks without needing power.

ӨA Widow to her boyfriend: NO sex plz,
i m still mourning my husband death,
Boyfriend: thats why i hv worn a black condom
So open your legs & accept my deep Condolence.

Ө1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha:
“Yeh batao k SEX mehnat hai ya maza?”
Ghareeb bola:
“Maza hi hoga Sahib”
“Warna Aap Log ye B hum se hi krwatay.
Ө1 pandit ki taang jal gai Dr ne Burnal or Viagra (sex tablet)
Likh k di.
Pandit bola burnal tu sumjh aata hy per viagra Q?
Dr:Us se dhoti oonchi rahegi..?

ӨHajjaam ki dukaan k upar ghar pe lady saari sukhaane daali………..
Hajaam ki dukaan main andhera ho gaya…………
Hajaam ne awaaz di…. “Beebiji… saari uthao, neeche baal kaatna hai…

ӨWhat’s Nasbandi…….?
Jab Aapki Aadat Ho Gandi
Peetay Ho Daaru Thandi
Jaate Ho Heera Mandi
Uthate Ho Dandi
Phir Chodte Ho Randi
Tab Krni Hoti Nasbandi…

ӨSHARABI.
Janoo tumhare LIPS kitne Garam,
kitne Naram,
kitne Pink,
Meethe & Geele hain.
Girl. Abey Bhosri k pehle meri TANGO ke beech se apna MOO to bahar nikal.
ӨFact about cars !
agey wali seat pe
bachhon ki wajah se hadsey hote hai,
peechey wali seat pe hadsoon ki wajah se bachhey hotey hain.
ӨEvery Indian women is RANI LAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.
ӨLadki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".

ӨEk ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha .
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey. 
ӨJudge-So You want divorce from ur husband for attacking you with a deadly weapon ?
wife- No..I want divorce for attcking me every night with a DEAD weapon.

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ӨExample Of Re-Cycling?
A Business Man Giving Used Condom To His Son To Use As Balloon
After Bursting
Giving It To His Daughter To Use As Hair Band
ӨAap Ki Soch
Ladki Jab Sare Kapdey Utaar Leti Hai To Kya Hota Hai?
Socho
?
?
?
Yaar Simple, Taar Khali Ho Jaati Hai
Kabhi To Sidha Socha Karo Yaar
ӨPolice Wali Se Shadi
Ek Aaadmi Ki Lady Police Wali Se Shadi Hui Agle Din Uske Dosto Ne Pucha
Dost: “Bata Bhai Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat?”
Aadmi: “Ghanta Bhenchod, Sali Ne Pahli Rat Ko 800 Rs Jurmana Thok Diya”
Dost Hairani Se: “Abe Kiss Cheez Ka?”
Aadmi: “100 Rs Over Speed, 300 Wrong Side Aur 400 Rs Bina Helmet Ke“
ӨJija Ji ke bare me
Shaadi Ke Kuch Din Baad Jija Apni Sasural Aaya
Use Dekhkar Sali Boli: “Lo Aa Gaya Behanchod”
Maa Hairan Hoke: “Beta aisa Nahi Kahte”
Beti: “Chill Mom, Rishta Vohi Soch Nayi“
ӨTata Nano Ke Na Bikne Ke 2 Reasons
Tata Nano Car Ke Jyada Na Bikne Ke 2 Hi Reasons Hai
1st – “Pregnant Woman Can Not Fit In To It“.
2nd – “A Normal Woman Can’t Be Made Pregnant In It.“
ӨLadies Learning Tennis
Lady: “I Want To Learn Tennis”
Coach: “No Problem Mam, Just Hold This Racket As You Hold Your Husband’s Penis”
Lady: “Ok”
Coach: “No No Mam, Get The Racket Out Of Your Mouth“
ӨMaruti aur Nano
Ek Baar Maruti Aur Nano Apas Mein Baat Kar Rahe The
Maruti: “Abe Yaar, Teri Aankhein (Headlights) Bahar Kyu Hai?”
Nano Rote Hue: “Sali, Agar Teri Bhi Gaand Par Engine Rakha Hota To Tujhe Bhi Pata Chal Jata“
ӨPure Hindi Name of Penis?
Baba Saxidas Se Ek Angrej Jo India Aaya Thha Aur Hindi Sikh Raha Thha Usne Pucha
Angrej: “Baba Ji, What Is The Pure Hindi Name Of Penis?”
Baba Ji: “Mutra Nikasak Shishu Utpadak Aanand Dayak Charm Nalika“
ӨDost ki soch
Do Dost Aapas Mein Kisi Baat Pe Ladd Rahe Thhe
Pahla Dost: “Yaar Teri Shakal To Bilkul Mere Lund Jaisi Hai”
Dusra Dost Bola: “Haan Yaar Tu Sahi Bola, Tabhi Main Bhi Socho Ki Teri Biwi Mujhe Dekhte Hi Choomne Kyu Lag Jaati Hai“
ӨNew Generation And Shadi
Ladkion Ki Shadi Jab Hoti Hai To Unki Friends Unki Suhag Raat Pe Apni Friend Se Kya Kahti Hain?
1980: “Dulha Bhai Jo Kare, Unko Kar Lene Dena”
1990: “Jo Bhi Ho Bardaasht Kar Lena, Rokna Mat!”
2000: “Fikar Na Kar Yaar, Tujhe To Sab Pata Hai!”
2010: “Yaar Koi Naya Style Pata Chale To Mujhe Bhi Batana Plz“
ӨGarib Ke Haal
Bechare Gareeb Logo Ki Bhi Kya Zindagi Hai
Aaj Ke Mahol Mein Ek Gareeb Parivar Ke Ghar Mein Suna Gaya Ek Dialog
Wife:  “Sunoji Paisi Dena Whisper Lana Hai”
Husband: “Sali Gaand Mari, Bookh Mitane Ke Liye Roti Nahi Hai Aur Tujhe Choot Sukhane Ke Liye Double Roti Chahiye“
ӨTalaq Ke Baad Miya Biwi Ke Haal
Talakq Ke Baad Miya Biwi .
Pati Apni Patni Ko Uski Bra Dete Hue: “Ye Le Pakad Aapne Doodh Ka Dhakkan”
Patni Underwear Dete Hue: “Bhonsdi Ke, Ye Le Aapne Murde Ka Kafan“
Date submitted-31-3-2011
ӨAao baccho tumhe dikhaye ladki 16 saal ki. Chuchi uski moti- moti choot bade kmal ki. Ek haath me tel ki sisi ek haath me loda tha. Dekhne wale keh rahe the loda nahi hatoda tha. Jaliyan wala baag dekho jaha chudi thi XXXX , Jab chod rhe the angrejo ne chladi goliya .*some text omitted*
ӨNaughty boy draws a penis on the black board. Lady teacher rubs it off. Next day he draws a bigger one & writes: 'jitna ragdogi utna bada hoga...'
ӨEk Ladka Apne Papa k shadi ki video dekh kar bola
Papa Mainu B Apni Shadi Pe item girls Nachani Hain Aap Ki Shadi Ki Tarha.
Papa:Kute De Putra O Teri Bua hai.
ӨGovernment Hospital ke Doctor aur Marij me kya similarity hai...?
Doctor Nurse pe
aur
Marij Farsh pe
marta hai..!
Ө1 Bakri thi diwani si 1 Bakre pe wo marti ti shrmake punch hilake galiyo se gujrti ti jab b milti thi photo tumhara de kr pucha karti thi-ye BAKRA kaha milega?
ӨGirlFriend Is Like PaniPuri, Always Testy.
Lover Is Like Pizza, Hot n Spicy.
Wife Is Like Dal-Chawal, No Other Option But Good 4 Health..!!
ӨFathers day
Which Is The Most Confusing Day In America?
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FATHERs DAY !
Nobody Knows Whom To Wish.
Ө2 nanhay sardaro me se ek ko khelte hue ek "condom" mila.
wo bola-dhek mujhe ek bada sa gubaara mila.
dusra sardar bola-ye to mere papa ki loli ka moja hai.
ӨA Song
Land tum badhe chalo. Choot me ghuse chalo
Samne darar ho,
Gand ka pahad ho.
Land tum ruko nahi,
Land tum jhuko nahi.
Chut charmara uthe,
Jhant kasmasa uthe.
Agni sa dhadak dhadak,
Chut me sarak-sarak. Jab tak chut phate nahe,tab tak land hate nahi. Chut ko tu phad de, uske ander jhaad de. Land tum mahan ho, sarv shaktimaan ho. .
ӨAap to CHOTE DON ho, Aap Ke Lund Ke Khade hone Ka intezaar to 11 Ladkion Ki Choot Kar Rahi hai, Magar Aap Ke Land Ka Khada hona Mushkil hi Nahi Namumkin hai.
ӨI bought 2 dogs named 'ASS' & 'FACE'..!! I kept ASS with me & gifted FACE 2 u. Once FACE died, i felt so sad becoz...whenever I see my ASS i remember ur FACE.
ӨBoy said 2 girl: "aa mere dil me aaja"
Girl replies: "chappal utaru kya?"
boy :chal pagli! ye koi mandir thode hi hai, aise hi aaja
ӨGirlfriend
Dosto aaj hum 1 ajibo-garib prani k bare mein padenge....
Is jantu ka naam hai GIRLFRIEND
Ji haan !
GIRLFRIEND
Ye aksar boyfriend k saath payi jati hai
Inka poshtik ahar boyfriend ka BHEJA & WALLET hota hai
Inhe aksar naraz hone ka NAATAK karte dekha jata hai
Is prani ka sabse khatarnak hathiyar RONA
ӨShayar ka rona
Galib sahab par ek ladki ne peshab kar diya .
Galib :aye chanchal shokh hassena ye kaisi nadani hai?
Grl:Aap jis jheel se nikle hain,ye usi jheel ka pani hai.
ӨA VERY FUNNY QUOTE :
"Come like a Horse,
Sit like a Thief, and,
Go like a King..!!!"-
This slogan was written on a ...
TOILET DOOR ;-)
ӨSanta ne hospital me pahli bar surgical glufs dekha. Aur kafi der tak dekhne ke bad kahta hai"lag to CONDOOM hi raha he, lekin shayad DROPADI ke zamane ka hai"
ӨGirl: Papa, bhaiya ne aapko gaali di, BETICHOD. Father: Aane de saale ko uski behen chod dungaa. Girl: Chalo papa rehne do, dono taraf se chudai to meri hi hogi.
ӨA girl goes 2 doctor n says-Doctor mere niche 1 chhed aur kar do.
Doctor asked: why?
Girl : business aacha chal raha hai soch rahi hu ek branch aur khol loon.
ӨSania Mirza started playing at the age of 6.. After that..
Everything in her life changed..
Except the SIZE of her skirt...!!
ӨSham diyo se sajaye bethe hai,khushbu badan pe lagaye bethe hai,Hamari diwangi to dekho yaro,unko rat ko aana hai aur hum SUBAH se hi CONDOM lagaye baithe hai.
ӨLadyTeacher: write a sentence ending with hand.
Banta: My penis in ur hand. Teacher slapped Banta.
Santa: Sorry mam, I 4got 2 put space betwn PEN IS.
ӨPagalkhana
Amritsar ke pagalkhane me doctor ne ek mareez ka checkup karke kaha aap mansik roop se theek lag rahe hain phir yaha kyo he? Patient bola doctor me theek hoon par baat yeh hai ki kuch time pehle maine ek vidhva se shaadi ki uski ek jawan beti thi or mere pitaji ne us se shaadi kar li or phir meri patni mere pitaji ki saas ban gayi kuch time baad mere pitaji ke ghar beti paida hui or woh meri soteli behen ban gayi or us ke elava woh meri navasi bhi thi kyun ki mein uski nani ka pati tha ab mere ghar beta hua ek taraf meri soteli maa mere bete ki behen lagti thi kyun ki woh uski maa ka beta tha or dusri taraf woh uski dadi lagti thi is tarah mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aap sochenge mere pitaji mere damad aur mein unka sasur or meri soteli maa mere bete ki behen yani mera beta mera mama aur mein apne bete ka bhanja.. Doctor cheekh kar bola bhagwan ke liye chup ho jaayo warna mein paagal ho jaunga..
ӨKaun si devi aise hai jiska prasad bahut famous hai
socho?
Dimag lagao....
Are yaar,
Rabry Devi ke
Lalu Prasad.
ӨSuhag Raat pe dulhe ne dulhan ki ankh ko chuma
Dulhan - ye kya
Dulha - Ankh Zindgi ki kitab hai
Dulhan - Niche library me aag lagi hae, tu kitaab me ghusa hai .
ӨBoy Ladki k Saamne Pant utarkar bola-
kya tumhare paas aisa hai?
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Girl Salwar utarkar boli-
jinke paas aisi hoti hai unke paas inki koi kami nahi hoti.
ӨHindi k teachr ne medical store par sharmate huye Condom manga.
"Shrimanji ek sugandit Virya Rodak Tel Yukt Prajanan Virodi kavach de dijiye
ӨGabbar- yeb fuddi muze dede Basanti
Basanti:- bhenchodea Gabbra, jado da mainu chuk k liyaya hai hun tak ta do vari le lenda, eve nacha-2 k bund laini krti."
ӨKiss is a key of love, love is a lock of marriage.
marriage is a box of children.
The children are future of India. So don't stop of kissing.
ӨAdvaced Talk
Little Boy: Dad How was I Born? Dad: Well, Son Ur Mom & I Got Together at "Yahoo". We Set up A Date Via E-Mail & Met In Cyber Cafe Ur Mom Agreed To "Download..... Data" From My "Pen Drive". Just When I Was About to "Transfer", We Realized That Non Of Us Had "Installed" A "Firewall"
It Was Too Late To hit "Delete........ Nine Months Later A "Pop-up Window" Appeared Saying"You Have Got A Male"
ӨFather & son went to medical store.
Father buy a pack of Condoms.
Son- what’s this
Father- its medicine for killing rats.
Son- Oh bhenchod.! Chut me bhi chuhe!
ӨBus Stop Gossip
BOY- bus train aur ladki ek aati hai to dusri jati hai.
GIRL- auto riksha or ladka ek bulao char-char chale aate hain.
ӨYeh Sangmarmar sa tarasha Gora Badan,
Boond-Boond Pighalta Shabaab,
Hoto se Lagake Dekho Kashish kaisi hai..
kambakhat ye
"ICE-CREAM" Cheez hi aisi hai...
ӨDad:BETA sasuralwale ghadi de to SUIT mang lena!
Scooter de to CAR,Dukan de to MAKAN manglena.
Beta-agar LADKI de to uski MAA manglu?
ӨNew Year
1 ladki ko lagi thand usne nikala plastic ka land,
Use lagaya thook me.
phir dala apni chut me. shuru ho gai chudai
15 din pahle aapko "NEW YEAR" ki badahii..
ӨBakri Ki Jan Talwar Ke Niche, Ladki Ki Jan Salwar Ke Niche, Jo Chali Jaye Mat Bhago Uske Piche, Pyar Karo Usi Se Jo Salwar Khole Khusi Se! Best Of Luck.
ӨLadki ka pyar
Ek din aapki life me ek ladki aayegi jo aapko bahut pyaar karegi aapko pyaar se tauch karegi or aapko dher sari kiss kiya karegi or kahegi I LOVE YOU PAPA.
Date Added-29-03-2011
ӨJawani ki Yaden
Ek Budha Aadmi Apne Dost Ko Apni Sex Life Ke Bare Mein Bata Raha Tha
“Woh Bhi Kya Din The Jab Biwi Balo Par Hath Pherti Thi To Lund Khara Ho Jata Tha Aur Ab Biwi Lund Pe Hath Pherti Hai To Bal Khade Ho Jate Hain.“
ӨDENTIST
Ek Lady Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Apni Kamij Aur Fir Bra Utar Ke Uske Saamne Beth Gayi
Doctor Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Se Bola
Dr. “Ye Kya Badtameezi Hai, Main Dentist Hu”
Lady: “Haan Haan Mujhe Pata Hai.. Main Bhi Daant Hi Nikalwane Aayi Hu, Nipple Mein Fasa Hai“
ӨPyara Dost
Apne Khas Dost Se Pyar Jatane Ke Liye Hamare Mashoor Shayar, Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Ek Sher Arz Kiya Hai
Pyar Nahi To College Bekar
Love Nahi To Life Bekar
Sapne Nahi To Raat Bekar
Aur
Aur
Tujh Jaisa Dost Nahi To Lund Bekar
ӨIndian Cricketers
Ek Aadmi Ne Raat Ko 3 Baje Indian Cricket Team Ke Sabhi Players Ko Phone Karke Pucha
Aadmi: “Tumhari Biwiyon Ke Choot Lagi Hai Ya Nahi?”
Indian Players: “Haan Lagi Hui Hai, Kyu??”
Aadmi: “To Unki Maro Desh Ki Kyo Maar Rahe Ho.“
ӨHathon Ki Lakiron ka fayda
Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Bhakt Ne Pucha
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Hamare Haath Mein Lakeere Kyu Hai?”
Baba Ji Ne Jawab Diya: “Bachha Isliye Hai Taki Muth Marte Hue Lund Hath Se Slip Na Ho Aur Grip Bani Rahe“
ӨMarketing funda
Boss Ne Apne Sare Salesman Ko Bulaya Aur Announcement Ki
Boss: “Jo Salesman Sabse Jyada Sales Dega Usko Apna Lund Chuswane Ka Moka Milega”
Salesman Khushi Se: “Par Lund Chusega Kon?”
Boss: “Jo Sabse Kam Sales Dega“
ӨDarling Ka Original Matlab
Baba Saxidas Se Ek Bhakat Ne Puchha
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Ye Sari Ladkiya Darling Darling Kyu Kahti Rahti Hai?”
Baba Ji: “Nadan Bachhe, Vo Jaan Bhuj Ke Esa Karti Hai Aur Angreji Word Use Karti Hai, Par Asal Mein Hindi Mein Uska Matlab Kuch Aur Hota Hai”
Bhakt Hairani Se: “Achhaaa, To Hindi Mein Matlab Kya Hota Hai?”
Baba Muskurate Hue: “Vo Kahna Chahti Hai Ki Dal Ling…..Dal Ling“
ӨHijde Ka Gussa
Marne Ke Baad Ek Hijda Narak Mein Gaya
Vahan Yamraj Ne Usko Rok Liya Aur Pucha
Yaamraj: “Chalo Hisaab Do Ki Duniya Mein Kya Kiya“
Hijda Gusse Mein: “Bhonsdi Ke Deke Kaya Bheja Tha Jo Hisab Mang Raha Hai“
ӨEk Naya Type Ka Sawal
Jab Se Mardo Ko Aapas Mein Pyar Karne Ki Permission Mili Hai,
Tab Se Tailor Log Ek Naya Sawal Karne Lage Hai.
Sir, Aapki Pant Mein Zip Aage Lagani Hai Ya Peeche?
Date added 16-09-2011
ӨBaba Ji Ka Automattic Upaye
Mausam: “Baba Ji, Condom Laga Ke Hum Sex To Karte Hai Par Fir Bhi Bachha Ho Jata Hai, Kyunki Kayi Baar Condom Fatt Jaata Hai”
Baba Ji: “Haan Bilkul Esa Ho Jata Hai”
Mausam: “Baba Ji, Fir Is Cheez Ka Koi Solution Hai To Batao?”
Baba Ji: “Hmmmm, Ek Kaam Kara Kar, 2 Condom Pahan Liya Kar, Aur Dono Ke Bich Mein Lal Mirchi Dal Liya Kar”
Mausam Hairani Se: “Baba Us Se Kya Hoga”
Baba: “Agar Bahar Wala Condom Fat Jata Hai To Vo Bata Degi, Aur Ander Wala Fat Jayega To Tujhe Khud Pata Lag Jayega“
ӨAurat Jeevan Mein Kya Chahti Hai
Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Chele Ne Pucha
Chela: “Baba Ji, Ek Aurat Apne Jeeven Mein Apne Pati Se Kya Chathti Hai?”
Baba Saxidas: “Pati Ke Zinda Rahne Tak Uska Kadak Lund Aur Marne Ke Baad Uska Kadak LIC Fund“
Ө3 Idiots In Different Languages:
3 Idiots In Different Languages:
Hindi – 3 Chutiye
Gujarati – 3 Gelchodya
Marwadi – 3 Bawli Gand
Bangali – 3 Bokachoda
Sindhi – 3 Chariya
Punjabi – 3 Behen De Lode
ӨMessage From God
A Very Important Message From God
To All Women Lying Under Somebody In Bed & Screaming
Oh My God…. Oh God…. Oh My Good God
Will Not Be Considered As Prayer.
ӨOld Man & His Wife
70 Yr Old Man Asks His Wife
Old Man: “Do U Feel Sad When You See Me Running Behind Girls?”
Wife Replies: “Not At All, Even Dogs Chase Cars But They Cant Drive It“
ӨDhoti Ke 4 Fayde
Baba Saxidas Ke Anusar Dhoti (Lungi) Pahnne Ke 4 Fayde Hai
Sardi Lage To Apne Uper Lelo
Garmi Lage To Niche Bicha Lo
Naukri Karni Ho To Pichhe Se Utha Lo
Aur Agar Naukri Na Karni Ho To Aage Se Utha Loa.
Date added 13-03-2011
Ө Virginity Test
Suhagrat Ko Apni Ek Goti Ko Lal Aur Dusri Ko Neela Paint karo.
Agar Biwi Ne Unko Dekh Ke Reponse Diya — Oh My God, Colorful Gotiya To Pahle Kabhi Nahi Dekhi To Samjh Jana Ki….
Ө Aajkal Ki Ladkiya
Ek Ladki Ghar Aayi Aur Apni Maa Se Boli
Ladki: “Maa Maa, Mera Rape Ho Gaya Hai”
Maa: “Ek Kaam Kar, Thodi Si Lal Mirchi Khaa Le”
Ladki Hairani Se: “Kya Usko Khane Se Mein Pregnant Nahi Houngi?”
Maa: “Nahi, Par Tere Chehre Se Chudayi Ki Khushi Thodi Kam Ho Jayegi“
Ө Pappu Ki Ladki Ko Offer
Class Mein Ek Nayi Ladki Aayi To Pappu ke Mann Mein Usko Patane Ka Khayal Aya
Vo Us Ladki Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola
Pappu: “Agar Tum 1 Minute Mein Apna Weight 500grams Kam Kar Do To, Tum Bahut Hi Jyada Sunder Aur Sexy Lagogi, Aur Main Tumhe Pyar Bhi Karunga”
Ladki Khush Hoke Boli: “Achha, Isliye Liye Mujhe Kya Karna Hoga?”
Pappu: “Bas Apne Kapde Utaar Do“
Ө Aarti Aur Panty Mein Kya Similarity Hai?
Aarti Utarne Se Hume Mann Ki Shanti Milti Hai Aur Panty Utarne Se Hume Tann Ki Shanti Milti Hai.
ӨAapke Lower Lips Dikh Rahe Hai
Ladki Ki Jeans Ki Pant Khulli Thi Aur Usne Panty Nahi Pahan Rakhi Thi
Pappu Dekh Ke Bola: “Aapke Lower Lips Dikh Rahe Hai”
Ladki: “Mujhe Pata Hai Beta, Ye To Cigarette Peena Chahte Hai“
ӨLadki Ka Jism
Ladki Ke Honto Mein Jo Ras Hai, wohi Somras hai,
Uske Seene Pe Jo Aam Hai, Wo hi Chaar Dhan Hai,
Niche Jo Ek Wann (Jungle) Hai, Wo hi Vrindawan hai,
Wann Mein Jo Dwar Hai, Wo hi Haridwar hai.
ӨDuniya Mein Sabse Mushkil Job Kiski Hai?
Class Mein Teacher Bachho Se Puchti Hai
Teacher: “Agar Sincerely Ki Jaye To Is Duniya Mein Sabse Mushkil Job Kiski Hai?”
Pappu: “Madam Ji, Blue Film Ke Cameraman Ki“
ӨBar Girl Ka Dance
Bar Girl Dancing, Public Clapping
She Removes Her Top, More Claps
Removes Her Skirt, Louder Claps
Removes Her Bra N Panty, Total Silence ????
Moral : You Cant Clap With 1 Hand (Kyunki Ek Hath Se Kabhi Tali Nahi Bajti)
ӨTaxidriver Aur Kiraya
Ek Taxi Driver Ne Teen Logo Ko Taxi Mein Bithaya Jisme 1 Ladka, 1 Ladki Aur 1 Hizda Tha.
Pahle Ladki Utari, Kiraya Dete Samay Driver Ne Ladki Ko 2 Rupaye Vapis Kar Diye
Ladki: “Mujhse 2 Rupaye Kam Kyun Liye?”
Driver: “Teri Gori Pyari Chut (Vagina), Uspe 2 Rupaye Ki Choot (Discount).”
Driver Ne Ladke Se 2 Rupaye Jyada Liye.
Ladka: “Oye, Mujhse 2 Rupaye Jyada Kyon Le Raha Hai?”
Driver: “Tera Kala Mota Lund, Uspar 2 Rupaye Ka Dand (Fine).”
Ab Hizda Ye Sab Sunkar Bina Paisi Diye Hi Bhagne Laga.
Driver: “Ruk Bhonshdi Ke Kiraya To Deta Ja.”
Hizda: “Na Mere Pas Chut Hai Na Hai Lund, Isliye Main Hun Free Fund.“
ӨPhotographer Ki Shaan
Indian Marriges Mein Photographer Hona Bade Garv Ki Baat Hai
Har Umar Ki Females Uske Aage Piche Ghum Ke Pyar Se Bolti Hai
»Aap Ne Meri To Lee Nahin.
»Meri Akeli Ki Lo No.
»Yeh Meri Friend Hi, Hum Dono Ka Ek Saath Lo.
»Please Ese Lena Jaisi Kisi Ki Na Li Ho
»Please Achha Sa Angel Bana Ke Lena
»Maja Nah Aya Please Ek Bar Dobara Lo Na
»Vakiye Aap Best Hai Bade Ache Tarike Se Li
ӨDr Ki Bhool Ka Natija
Ladki Pareshan Haalt Mein Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli
Ladki: “Dr. Aapne Last Time Jab Mera Abortion Kiya Thha To Blade Ander Hi Bhool Gaye Thhe”
Dr.: “Oh!, I Am Sorry, Kuchh Hua To Nahi?”
Ladki Rote Hue: “Mere 7 Friend Namard Ho Gaye, 12 Gunge Hai Aur 9 To Apni Ungli Katva Bethe Hai“
ӨNaye Saal Ka Naya Updesh
Girlfriend Chahe Jitni Bhi Chalu Kyu Na Ho Us Se Kabhi Relation Khatm Na Karo
Kyunki Paani Jitna Bhi Ganda Ho, Par Aag Bujane Ke Kaam To Aata Hi Hai
Ө Aapki Beti Mujhe Sex Nahi Karne Deti
Santa Apne Susral Gaya Aur Sasur Ji Ke Aage Rone Lag Gaya
Santa: “Sasur Ji, Aapki Beti Mujhe Sex Nahi Karne Deti”
Sasur: “Beta, Ye To Apne Apne Naseeb Ki Baat Hai, Yahan To Us Se Sara Mohalla Khush Thha“
ӨBechare Mishra Ji
Ek Baar Mishra Ji Uski Beti Aur Wife Gaanv Mein Ek Shadi Pe Gaye
Aate Waqt Kisi Vajah Se Bus Nikal Gayi To Socha Kuch Der Paidal Chal Padte Hai Aage Koi Sawari Mill Jayegi
Dophar Ka Time Thha Lo Apne Gharo Mein Bethe Thhe, Teeno Ko Akela Aate Dekh Ke Kuch Gunde Aa Damke
Pahle Unhone Mishra Ji Ki Wife Ka Rape Kiya, Fir Uski Beti Ko Daba Ke Choda
Ab Un Gundo Ne Mishra Ji Ki Taraf Dekha Aur Usko Bhi Nagna Karke Thokne Lag Gaye
Unko Mishra Ji Ke Sath Esa Karte Dekh Kar, Mishra Ji Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli
Beti: “Maa Dekho Dekho, Daddy Ko Kitna Dard Ho Raha Hoga?”
Maa: “Kyuu?”
Beti: “Vo Gunde Ne Daddy Ke Piche Dala Aur Unke Aar Paar Ho Gaya, Hamari Baari To Esa Nahi Hua Thha“
ӨLIC POLICYLIC ne nayee policy SEX policy nikali “”jeevan Sambhog” , in partnership with Kamsutra condom & I-Pill.Punch line is ‘Thokne k sath bhi,Thokne k baad bhi’
ӨBaba Ji Ka Free Ka ChaskaEk Bikhari Type Baba Ne Callgirl Ko Choda Aur Chalne LagaCallgirl Ne Piche Se Awaj Lagayi: “Baba Paise?”
Baba: “Chal Pagli Tere Se Thode Lunga“

ӨSabka Number Aayega Ek Ladki Ko Kuch Daku Utha Ke Le Gaye AurUsko Kamre Mein Band Karke Uska Gang Rape Karne Lag GayeLadki Chilla Chilla Ke Kahne Lagi: “Kutto Kamino, Bhagwan Ke Liye Tum Lado Mat, Sab Ka Number Ayega“
ӨDin Ka Kitna Paisa Kama Leti Ho?Ek Callgirl Apne Customer Ke Uper Beth Ke Sex Kar Rahi ThhiGrahak Ne Pucha: “Din Ka Kitna Paisa Kama Leti Ho?”Callgirl: “500 Rs”
Garahak: “Jhooth Mat Bol”
Callgirl: “Rozi Pe Baithi Hun, Juth Thode Bolungi“
ӨArth Ka Anarth Ek Lift Mein Board Pe Do Notice Lage Hue The
1st: Ladies Ka Khas Khayal Rakhe
2nd: Ek Bar Me 6 Se Zyada Aadmi Na Chadhe

ӨChudti Kanya Pe Kavita Narad Ko Aa Gaya Kanya Pe Krodh,
Usne Lena Chaha Kanya Se Pratishod,
Aur Usne Dia Kanya Ko Pakad Ke Chod,
Kanya Ne Kia Narad Ka Bada Virodh,
Boli Madarchod Chod Dia Bina Nirodh
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ӨTharki Wife Aur Uski Feelings Subha Subha Uthte Hi Wife Ka Sex Ka Mood Ban GayaUsne Kambal Mein Se Haath Dala Aur Pati La Kund Pakad Kar BoliWife: “Mere Laal Mere Sonay Uth Ja Na”
Husband: “Tune Isko Choot Main Lena Hai Ya School Bhejna Hai

ӨMechanic Ki Wife Ki Delivery Ek Mechanic Ki Wife Ki Delivery Thhi Par Mechanic Ko Kisi Kaam Se Bahar Jana PadaWife Ki Delivery Hui To Usne Apne Husband Ko Ek SMS BhejaWife: “Mubarak Ho, Aapka Spare Part Aa Gaya Hai”
Mechanic Ne Reply Kiya: “Arrey Ye To Bata De, Natt Wala Hai Ya Bolt Wala?

ӨYe Kya Hai? Ek Ladki Sadak Pe Jaa Rahi Thhi Aur Uske Top Mein Se Right Boob Bahar Aya Hua ThhaEk Policeman Ne Usko Roka Aur Pucha: “Ye Kya Hai?”Lady: “Hai O Rabba, Munna To Bus Mein Hi Rah Gaya“
ӨDaring Lines Written On The T-Shirt Of A Twelve Year Old Girl“Boobs” Coming Soon……
ӨBoyfriend Ke Sath Sex Karu To Kya Hoga? Ladki Baba Ramdev Ji Ke Pass Jaati HaiLadki: “Baba, Agar Main Apne Boyfriend Ke Sath Sex Karu To Kya Hoga?”Baba: “Tum Narak Mein Jaogi‘
Ladki: “Aur Agar Aapke Sath Karu To?”
Baba: “Chalak Ladki, Sawarag Mein Jaana Chahti Hai“
ӨRush In Bus, Ladka Gaya Fass Bus Mein Rush Tha, Ladka Ladki Ke Piche Khada ThhaBaar Baar Ladki Se Touch Karne Ki Vajah Se Uska Lund Khada Ho Gaya
Thodi Der Baad Ladki Piche Ghumi Aur Usne Ladke Ke Gaal Pe Zor Ka Tamacha Maara Aur Boli
Ladki: “Kaminey, Khud Ke Khade Hone Ki Jagha Nahi Hai Aur Tune Isko Bhi Khada Kar Liya
ӨKon Si Film Dekhi? Ek Ladki Film Dekhne Ke Baad Galti Se Boys Hostel Mein Guss Gayi.Agle Din Uski Saheliyo Ne Poocha: “Kon Si Film Dekhi?”
Ladki: “Pehle Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi Fir Ladko Ne Bana Di Ghodi

ӨI’ll Wait Like This Till You Come Ek Fauji Ki Wife Ne Apni Kuch Nude Pictures Jismein Vo Dono Taangein Khol Ke Bethi Thhi Fauji Ko Send Ki Aur Sath Mein Likha: “I’ll Wait Like This Till You Come”
Fauji Ka Reply Aaya: “Its Ok, Par Bhenchod Ye Photos Kheench Kaun Raha Hai!“

ӨNangi Ladki Nahi Dekhi Kya? Ek Nangi Ladki Bar Me Jati Hai Aur Waiter Ko Order Karti HaiLadki: “Ek Peg Lao”Waiter Uski Aur Dekhte Rahta Hai
Ladki: “Kya Kabhi Nangi Ladki Nahi Dekhi?”
Waiter: “Arrey, Mai Ye Soch Raha Hu Ke Tu Paise Kahan Se Nikalegi“
ӨWhat Do New Ganeration Boys And Girls Like? What Do New Generation Boys And Girls Like?Boys: IPLGirls: I-Pills
ӨMiss Call Aapne Ki Thhi Ek Baar Ek Ladka Sadak Pe Jaa Rahi Ladki Ki Gaand Mein Ungli Deke Baag GayaLadki Ne Piche Mudd Ke Dekha Ek Budha Aa Raha Tha
Ladki Ne Budhe Se Kaha: “Baba Miss Call Aapne Kiya?”
Budde Ne Apni Dhoti Utha Di Aur Bola: “Beti Meri Validity Hi Khatam Ho Gayi Hai“
ӨGabbar Ne Bahu Ki Izzat Loot Li Ramu Ghar Ke Ander Gussa Aur Thakur Sahab Se BolaRamu: “Thakur Saab Gabar Ne Bahu Ki Ijjat Loot Li”Thakur: “To Main Kya Karun?”Ramu: “Bahurani Puchh Rahi Hai Gabbar Se Badla Lena Hai Ya Payment?”
ӨWahi Dulhan Piya Mann Bhaye Dulhan Wahi Jo Roz Karwaye,Bra Utar Kar Boobs Dabwaye,Popat Ko Dekh Petikot Uthaye,Andar Jaaye To Once More Chillaye,Wahi Dulhan Piya Mann Bhaye.
ӨHey Bhagwan Itni Mehngayi Ho Gayi Hai Pati Ka Sex Karne Ka Mood Thha Office Se Ghar Aate Hue Bazar Se Condom Le AyaGhar Aaya To Patni Ne Us Se PuchaPatni: “Ye Condom Kitne Ka Hai?”Husband: “10 Rupe Ka”Patni: “Hey Bhagwan, Mehngayi To Dekho, Jab Main Saatvi Class Mein Thhi Tab 50 Paisi Ke 3 Aate Thhe“
ӨTeacher Se Pyaar, Bacche KaBacha Apni Teacher Se: “Miss Aap Mujhe Boht Achi Lagti Hain, Main Aap se Shaadi Karna Chahta Hon”Miss Gusse Se: “Mujhe Bachhon Se Sakht Nafrat Hai”
Bacha: “Miss, Main Try Karunga Ke Bachay Na Hon, Hum Condom Use Kar Liya Karenge.“

ӨWilliam Sexfear’s Golden WordsKitaab aur Taangein Kholne Se Pehle,
Ungli per Thook Laga Lena Chahiye!
(William Sexfear)
ӨNewton’s 3 SEX LawsNewton’s 3 Scientific SEX LawsA Hole Always Attracts a Pole.Length of Pole is Equal To Depth of Hole.Up Down Motion Releases a Lotion which increases Population without calculation
ӨBollywood Aur Hollywood Mein Kya Faraq Hota Hai? Pappu: “Papa Teacher Ne Ek Question Pucha Hai, Aur Kaha Hai Ghar Se Puch Ke Aana”Papa: “Kya Question Hai?”Pappu: “Bollywood Aur Hollywood Mein Kya Faraq Hota Hai?”Papa: “Dekh Beta Jahan Ladki “BOL” Se Khelne De, Wo Bollywood Aur Jahan Ladki “HOL” Se Khelne De Wo Hollywood“
ӨWhat A Choot Sir Ji 3 Biwiya Apas Mein Sex Ke Bare Mein Batein Kar Rahi Thhi Aur Apne Pati Ke Styles Ko Explain Kar Rahi ThhiPehli: “Janti Ho Mere Pati To Mujhe Chodte Waqt Ungli Bhi Karte Hai.”Dusri: “Bus, Arey Mere Pati To Apna Hath Aur Pair Bhi Dal Dete Hai, Kabhi Kabhi To Apna Pura Sir Bhi”
Teesri Dheeee Se Muskrte Hue Khadi Hui Aur Apni Choot Ko Thoda Sa Jhatka Deke Boli
“Aye Ji Kitni Der Andar Rehoge Bahar Bhi Aa Jao“
ӨExpression Of Boys When They See A Girl.. Expression Of Boys When They See A Girl..Gujrati: Kya Laundiya Hai..Punjabi: Oye, Kya Changi Kudi Hai..Mumbai: What A Babe..Bihari: Madharchod, Chuchi Dekh Sali Ke..
ӨJaldi Se Apne Kapde Utaro Suhagrat Ko Kamre Ki Light Band Thhi Aur Ladki Dulhe Ki Wait Kar Rahi thiLadka Darwaja Khol Ke Kamre Mein Aya Aur Jaldi Mein Ladki Se BolaLadka: “Jaldi Se Apne Kapde Utaro”
Ladki Ne Kapde Utar Liye Aur Khub Bhadiya Tarike Se Dono Ne Sex Kiya
Sex Ke Baad Ladka Bola: “Ab Jaldi Se Kapde Pahan Lo”Ladki: “Kyu?, Kya Hua”Ladka: “Dulha Aane Wala Hai“
ӨChoot Kya Hoti Hai? Baba Saxidas Se Ek Din Media Mein Ek Aadmi Ne Sawal PuchaAadmi: “Baba Aap To Gayani Hai Kya Aap Explain Karenge Ki Choot Kya Hoti Hai”Baba Ji Ne Samjhaya:Bachha, 2 Pavitra Janghon Ke Beech Wo Mahan GufaJahan Shri Lund Ji Maharaj Khadi Mudra Mein Andar Jate HaiAur Murchhit Avastha Mein Vapis Bahar Aate Hai.Usko Choot Kahte Hai?
ӨWhat A Girlfriend Boy In Very Romantic Mood: “Darling, I Want To Be A Part Of Your Body”Girlfriend: “No Thanks, I Already Have An Ass Hole.“
ӨSanta Aur Uski Biwi Ka Kissa Santa Aur Uski Biwi Ka Uske Ghar Pe Suna Gaya KissaWife: “Meri Bra Utaro, Jaldi”Santa: “Ye Lo Utar DiWife: “Ab Meri Panty Bhi Utaro”Santa: “Lo Ye Bhi Utaar Di”Wife: “Khabardar Agar Aaj Ke Baad Kabhi Mere Undrgrmnts Pehne.“
ӨLadki Badchalan Kyoun? Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Ek Ladki Gayi Aur Baba Se BoliLadki: “Is Duniya Ke Bare Mein Mere Mann Mein Sawal Hai”Baba: “Pucho Bachha”
Ladki: “Agar Ladka Kai Ladkian Chode To Uska Talent Aur Ladki Kai Ladkoon Se Chude To Badchalan Kyoun?”
Baba: “Bachha, Kyonki Kai Tale Kholne Wali Chabhi Ko Master Key Kahte Hai Par Kai Chabhiyoon Se Khulne Wale Tale Ko Jhantu (Ghatiya) Tala Kahte Ha“
ӨAaj To Main Teri Maa Chod Dunga Ek Gaanv Ke Anpadh Ladke Ki Shadi Hoti HaiSuhagrat Ko Kamre Mein Jaata Hai Aur Biwi Se Bolta HaiLadka: “Aaj To Main Teri Maa Chod Dunga“
Ladki Khade Hokar Apna Ghagra Uthake Boli
Ladki: “Aur Ise Kya Tera Baap Chodega?
ӨUrdu name for condomPure urdu name for condom-Ghilaaf-E-Auzaar-E-Mazaa-E-Mohabbat-Bandish-E-Izaafaa-E-Nasal.Ab sikhe kuchh.Fugga Fugga Karte rahte ho.
Ө Ladki Bade Udas Mood Mein Apne Boyfriend Se Kahti Hai
Ladki: “Meri Rishta Aya Hai, Bahut Jaldi Hi Meri Shadi Hone Wali Hai”
Ladka: “Wow, Tab To Hum Bina Condom Ke Bhi Sex Kar Sakte Hai“
Ө Jab Wife Ho Out Of Control,
Panty Tu Uski Khol,
Chum Ke Tu Uska Hole,
Daal De Tu Apna Pole.
Land Ghusa,Chuchi Daba,
Gand Marke Bol “Hole Is Well“
Ө Ladki General Store Pe Jaati Hai Aur Bolti Hai
Ladki: “Ek Sasti Si Brazier Dena“
Dukandar: “Ye 100 Ki Hai“
Ladki: “Or Sasti Dikhao“
Dukandar: “Ye 60 Ki Hai“
Ladki: “Or Sasti“
Dukandar: “Lo 40 Ki Dekh Lo“
Ladki: “Arey Aur Sasti Dikhao“
Dukandar: “Oye Chotu, Madam Ko 2 Ice Cream Ke Khali Cup Aur Ek Dhaga De De“
Ө Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Ө90 % Premi Sex Kyun Nahi Kar Pate?
   1. Ladki Nahi Maanti …. Nahi
   2. Seriousness ….. Bilkul Bhi Nahi
   3. Sexual Disorder ….. Arey Nahi Yaar
Sala Room Hi Ni Milta, Sex Kare Bhi To Kahan
ӨDo Saheliya Aapas Mein Baat Kar Rahi Thhi
Pehli Saheli: “Maine Ek Yoga Trainer Rakha Hai”
Doosri: “Kitna Leta Hai?”
Pehli: “Pagli, Arey Ye Pooch Kitni Bar Leta Hai“
ӨEk Bacha Kriyane Ki Dukan Pe Jata Hai Aur Dukandar Se Poochta Hai
Bachha: “Suji Hai?”
Shopkeeper: “Haan Hai”
Bacha: “To Marwayi Kyu Thhi Bhonsdi Ke”
Agle Din Ek Aur Bacha Aata Hai Aur Poochta Hai
Bacha: “Suji Hai?”
Shopkeeper: “Nahi”
Bacha: “To Dukan Kya Maa Chudwane Ke Liye Kholi Hai“
ӨMallika Sharawat Ko Ek Baar Rat Ko Sadak Pe Aate Hue Ek Chirag Mila
Usne Chirag Ko Ragda To Usmein Se Ek Jinn Nikla Aur Bola
Jinn: “Kya Hukum Hai Mere Aaqa?”
Mallika Ka Itne Tagde Aur Jawan Jinn Ko Dekh Ke Muh Mein Pani Aa Gaya
Mallika: “Meri Pyaas Bujha Do”
Jinn: “7up Se Ya 7inch Se“
ӨKamwali Gusse Se Apni Malkin Se
Kamwali: “Bibi Ji, Aap Apni Saree Wapis Lelo”
Malkin: “Arey, Kyu?”
Kamwali: “Jab Bhi Main Ye Pehnti Hun To Sahab Aap Ko Samajh Ke Mujhe Chute Bhi Nahi Hai, Udhar Driver Aur Mali Meri Gaand Mein Ungli De Dete Hai“
ӨEk Bande Ko America Gaye Hue Kafi Saal Ho Gaye Thhe Achanak Ek Din Apne Ghar Fon Karta Hai Aur Maa Se Bolta Hai
Beta: “Maa, Mujhe AIDS Ho Gaya Hai Aur Main Wapis India Apne Gaanv Aa Raha Hun”
Maa: “Arey Beta Tu Wapis Mat Aayiyo Nahi To Sare Gaanv Ka Beda Gark Ho Jayega”
Beta Hairani Se: “Maa, Wo Kaisi?”
Maa: “Beta Jab Tu Vapis Aayega To Apni Biwi Se Sex Karega, Aur Teri Biwi Ko AIDS Ho Jayega, Us Se Tere Bhai Ko, Tere Bhai Se Hamari Naukrani Ko, Naukrani Se Tere Baap Ko Aur Tere Baap Se Mujhe, Aur Beta Agar Mujhe Aids Ho Gaya To Samajh Le Pure Gaanv Ko AIDS Ho Jayega”
Ab Sare Gaanv Ko Tu Hi Bacha Sakta Hai
ӨLady Doctor Se Bolti Hai: “Dr Saab, Koi Aisi Dawayi Dijiye, Jisse Mere Pati Ka Pathar Se Jyada Sakht Ho Jaye”
Dr. Ne Ek Gehra Saans Liya Aur Kuch Soch Ke Bola: “Aapko Sirf Chudwana Hai, Ya Masala Bhi Piswana Hai“
Ө Ldki2shopkepr: Shempu Dena. Shopkpr: Head Ke Balo Ke Liye Head & Shoulder Or Panty Ke Liye Pantene Du? Ldki: Garnier Dedo Gand Ke Bal Do Lungi
Ө Madam Ne Class Me Pucha: Dushashan Kon Tha? Santa: Chutiya Tha. Madm: Kyu? Snta: Sala Sadi Ko Khich Raha Tha, Utha Bhi To Sakata Tha.
Ө Pandit Ji Appen Dost Se: “Maine Apni Wife Ko First Night Pe Hi Divorce De Diya Thha” Dost: “Achha Kyu?” Pandit: “Yaar, Maine Rat Ko Uski Panty Ke Uper Label Laga Dekha Thha, Tested OK“
Ө Ladki Chemist Shop Pe Jati Hai Aur Bolti Hai Girl: “Aapke Pass 12 Inch Ka Condom Hai?” Shopkeeper: “Haan Hai, Boliye Kitne Du?” Ladki: “Arey Nahi, Mujhe Nahi Chahiye Par Mera Mobile Number Note Kar Lo. Jo Bhi Ye Condom Purchase Kare Usko Mera Mobile Number De Dena”
ӨTata Nano Car  Itni Jyada Nahi Biki Par Kisi Ko Iska Reason Nahi Pata Actually Mein Two Reasons Thhe Iske Na Bikne Ke Pregnant Woman Cannot Fit In To It Normal Woman Cannot Be Made Pregnant In
ӨEk Baar Ek Budha Uncle Apni Budhi Gharwali Ke Liye Bra Lene  Jaata Hai Budha: “Bra Dikhana Bhaisahab” Salesman: “Size Kya Hoga?” Budha: “Size Ka To Pata Nahi Janab, Par Hath Mein Pakdo To Anda Aur Chhod Do To Omlette“
ӨEk Baar Ek Aadmi Insurance Karvane Jata Hai Insurance Agent: “Hum Life Ke Sath Sath Penis Ka Bhi Insurance Karte Hai” Aadmi: “Achha! Kya Aap Lu*Nd Kharab Hone Pe Isko Badal Ke Doge?” Agent: “Nahi, Par Jab Ye Kharab Ho Jayega Ya Kam Karna Band Kar Dega To Hum Aapki Wife Ko Free Service Provide karenge.
ӨLadka Ek Restaurant Mein Jaata Hai Aur Waiter Se Bolta Hai Ladka: “Ek Cup Esi Garma Garam Chai (Tea) Pilao Jo Sare Badan Mein Current Se Bhar De” Waiter: “Sorry Sir, Yahan Gaay (Cow) Ke Doodh Ki Chai Milti Hai Malika Sherawat Ke Boob Ki Nahi“
Ө1st Girl: “Yaar Kash Main Car Ke Niche Aa Jaun, 2 Mahine School Bandh”
2nd Girl: “Kash Main Truck Ke Niche Aa Jau To 5 Mahine School Bandh”
Ladka Fatak Se Bola: “Tum Dono Mere Niche Aa Jao 9 Mahine School Band“
ӨEk Mariz Doctor Ke Pass Jata Hai Aur Bolta Hai
Marij: “Dr Saab, Mujhe Ajeeb Beemari Hai, Main Jab Bhi Aaina Dekhta Hun To Mera Lund Khada Ho Jata Hai”
Doctor: “Bhonsdi Ke, Ye Koi Beemari Nahi Hai Teri Shakal (Chehra) Hi Choot Jaisa Hai“
Ө  * A Friend Is Like A Panty - Always Comfortable
    * A Good Friend Is Like A Bra - Always Supportive
    * Best Friend Is Like A Condom - Always Protective
Ө Teacher: “Explain Sex Without Any Bad Word?”
Santa: “It Is An Entry Of “Polland” Into “Holland” In Between “Thailand” When Man & Woman Both Are In “Nagaland“.
Ө 1st Time Kiya To Khoon Aaya.
2nd Time Kiya To Dard Hua.
3rd Time Jalan Hui.
4th Time Kiya To Smoothly Hua.
Shuruvat Me SHAVING aise Hi Hoti Hai!
Ө3 Girls Apni Wishes Bata Rhi Thi
1st: “Mere 2 Husband Ho Jo Sari Raat Mujhe Chode”
2nd: “Mere 4 Husband Ho Jo Din Raat Ki Shift Lagaaye Aur 24 Ghante Mujhe Chode”
3rd: Mera Ek Hi Pati Ho, Uska Chota Sa Lund Ho
Us Se Mera 1 Beta Ho, Jo Badaa Hokar Yuvraj Bane..
Worldcup Ka Final Ho, Last Ball Par 2 Runs Ki Zarurat Ho Aur Vo Out Ho Jaye, Aur Fir 110 Crore Log Kahe
“Maa Chod Do Saale Ki”
Aur Mai Pitch Par Jaakar Let Jau Aur Bolu
“Mai Hu Iski Maa“
ӨEk Bar Ek Baccha Apni Mummy Ke Breast Ki Taraf Ishara Karke Puchta Hai: “Mummy Ye Kya Hai?”
Mummy: “Beta Ye To Gubbare Hai”
Baccha: “To Mausi Ke Chote Kyo Hai?”
Mummy: “Tune Uske Kab Dekhe?”
Baccha: “Jab Papa Unme Hawa Bhar Rahe The“
Ө Teacher: “Ladkiayn Kab Badi Hoti Hai?”
Boys: “Jab Wo Bra Pehan Ne Lgti Hai..!”
Teacher: “Ladke Kab Bade Hote Hai?”
Girls: “Jab Wo Bra Utarne Lage“
Ө Ek Bande Ki Shadi Nahi Hoti To Bhagwan Ki Tapsya Karta Hai
Bhagwan Ki Aate Hai Aur Puchte Hai Tujhe Kya Chahiye
Bhakt: “Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Kara Do.”
Bhagwan: “Moorkh, Uski Ek Saree 1 Lac Ki Hai, Tu Kharcha Utha Payega?”
Bhakt: “Nahi, Koi Upay Bataiye Bhagvan?”
Bhagvan: “Mallika Sherawat“
ӨGaanv Ki Ek Ladki Ki Shehri Babu Se Shadi Hui.
Ladki Ko Sex Ke Bare Mein Kuch Nahi Pata Thha
Suhagrat Ko Pati Ne Uske Sath Sex Kiya, Sex Ke Bad Ladki Ne Pucha
Ladki: “Ye Jo Aapne Andar Dala Thha, Ye Kya Thha?”
Ladka: “Ye Mera Munna Thha”
Ladki: “Aap Na Apne Munne Ko Bahar Hi Khilaya Karo, Andar Garmi Ki Vajah Se Bechare Ne Ulti Kar Di Hai“
ӨEk Ladki Ka Birthday Tha.
Uske Boy Friend Ne Pucha: “Bolo Tumhe Kya Gift Chahiye?”
Ladki Apni Aankhon Mein Pyar Bhar Ke Boli: “Janu, Koi Esi Cheez Do Jo Tum De Na Sako Aur Mein Le Na Saku”
Ladka Apni Pant Utar Ke Bola: “Le Meri Gaand Mar Le“
Ө Ek Bar Santa Cycle Pe Gaanv (Village) Jaa Raha Tha.
Raste Mein Ek Sunder Si Ladki Ne Santa Se Lift Maangi
Santa Ne Usko Cycle Ke Aage Bitha Liya
Thodi Door Jane Par Ladki Ne Santa Se Pucha
Ladki: “Maine Suna Hai Ki Punjabi Logo Ka Lund Bahut Bada Hota Hai, Kya Ye Sach Hai?”
Santa Bola: “Oye Kudiye, Is Baat Par Yakeen Kar Le Kyunki Ye Cycle Ladies Hai“
Ө Sardiyo Ke Mausam Mein 3 Dost Ek Hi Bed Pe Rajai Ke Ander So Rahe Hote Hai
Bich Mein Leta Hua Ladka Piche Wale Se Bola: “Yaar Mujhe Kuch Jyada Thand Lag Rahi Hai”
Piche Wala Dost: “Ek Kam Kar, Agle Wale Ki Gaand Mein Lund Dal De”
Bich Wala: “Oye Nahi Yaar, Agar Use Pata Chal Gaya To”
Piche Wala: “Sale, Ek Gante Se Maine Teri Gaand Mein De Rakha Hai Tujhe Pata Chala, Jo Use Lagega“
ӨBoy-Me tumhare liye jaan bhi de sakta hu.
Girl-Achha to 5 vi manzil se kood jao.
Boy- Jumps and dies…
MORAL-Chutiyapanthi se maut milti hai CHUT nahi.
ӨGirl to Jyotishi-Muze bhavishya dekhana sikhao.
Jyotishi-Kapde utaro aur ghodi ban jao.
Girl-Kya tum chodne wale ho ?
Jotishi-Dekha , aa gaya na bhavishya dekhana.
ӨAaj ka gyan-
One who helps in removing Girl’s dress during sex,Never helps her putting dress back after sex. MORAL-If you are SCREWED no one helps you.
Ө4 girls in Interview
Boss-Normally a woman has two mouths,tell me difference between them ?
Girl 1-Sir one can talk,other can not.
Girl 2-Sir,one is horizontal and other is vertical.
Girl 3-Sir one is hairy and other is not.
Girl 4-Sir 1 is for myself and other  for my boss.
Boss-U R appointed.
ӨEk bachha 1 ladka aur ladki ko sex karte dekh leta he,
Bachha-Muze bhi karne do warna apke papa ko sab bata dunga
Ladka-Le yar kar le. Bachha kafi try karta he par uska khada hi nahi hota, Bachha chaddi pehnate hue”Ma ki chut Duniyadari ki, me to shikayat hi karunga.
ӨEk Lady Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Pucha: “Doctor Saab, Sex Ke Liye Konsa Time Sahi Hai?
Doctor: “
Dophar 2 Se 4 Baje Tak
Lady: “
Wo Kyun?
Doctor: “
Kyunki Us Waqt Compouder Nahi Hota
ӨLadka Teji Ke Saath Ladki Se Sex Kar Raha Tha
Ladki: “Itni Jaldi Kyu Kar Rahe Ho?”
Ladka: “Mujhe Darr Hai Kahin Tere Papa Na Aa Jaye”
Ladki: “
Tension Mar Le Yaar, Vo Teri Mummy Ke Saath Sex Kar Rahe Hai
ӨWife: “Mujhe Lagta Hai Aap Ka Neha Ke Sath Najayaz Sambadh Hai.”Husband Hairani Se: “Yeh Tum Kaise Keh Sakti Ho.
Wife: “
Kal Jab Uske Husband Mujhe Milne Aaye To Us Ne App Ka Underwear Pehan Rakha Tha.
ӨWife Computer On Karte Hue, Husbanad Se Boli: “Tumhara Passworde Kya Hai.
Husband Garv Se Bola: “
Penis
Ek Dum Se Wife Zor Zor Se Husne Lag Gayi
Kyon Ki Computer Said: “
Your Password Is Too Short
ӨDifferent words after sex.
Prostitute: “
Chal Bheedu, Paisa Nikaal.
Girl Friend: “
Wow, Aaj Sachhi Bahut Mazza Aaya.
Padosan: “
Ab Fir Kab Aaoge?
Wife: “
Ho Gaya Na, Abhi 3-4 Din Dobara Mat Bolna.
ӨBacha Apni Maa Se Puchta Hai: “Maa Mein Tumhari Shadi Ke Bad Hi Kyu Paida Hua?”
Maa: “Tumhe Bahar Aane Ka Rasta Nahi Malum Thha, Tumhare Dad Ne Khod Khod Kar Rasta Banaya”
ӨEk Ladki Ka Dusri Baar Balaatkaar Ho Gaya Rote Hue Usne Apni Maa Ko Bataya
Maa Boli: “Betu Maine Tujse Kha Bhi Tha Ke Aage Se Dhyaan Rakhna”Beti Boli: “Maa Maine Aage Se Pura Dhyaan Rakha… Par Kya Karoo Usne Meri Piche Se Gaand Maar Li“
ӨLadka: Kash Mein Teri Bra Hota, To Sara Din Tere Boobs Se Chipka Rahta
Ladki: “Sale Kuttery, Mein Kisi Aur Se Dabva Rahi Hoti, Aur Tu Khidki Pe Tanga Jhool Raha Hota”
ӨSuhag Raat Ki Rat Ko Apni Wife Se Sex Karne Ke Bad Pati Ne Apni Patni Se Puchha Ki Tune Kya Mehsoos Kiya
Toh Patni Boli
5% Sharam,
5% Dard Or
90% Purane Din Yaad Aa Gaye
ӨIshq Key Sahare Hum Jiya Nahi Karte,
Gum Key Aansuo Ko Hum Piya Nahi Karte,
Kuch Dost Gaandu Aise Bhi Hote Hain,
Jinki Gaand Mein Jab Tak Ungli Na Dalo,
Tab Tak Wo Humhe Yaad Bhi Nahi Karte…
ӨBuilding Mein Enter Karte Hue Doodhwale Ke Uper Ek Bra Aakar Giri
Doodhwale Ne Uper Dekha Aur Bola: “Bhenji Aapke Doodh Ka Dhakkan Gir Gaya Hai“
ӨSex Peroid Mein Teacher Ne Bacho Se Pucha
Tum Us Aadmi Ko Kya Kahoge Jo Condom Use Nahi Karta
Classroom Ke Sare Students Zor Se Bole: “
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
ӨDifference Between Friend And Best Friend
Friend Says: “
Yaar Please Drive Safely & Slowly, Mujhe Darr Lag Raha Hai.
Best Friend Says: “
Tez Chala Bhonsdi Ke Sale, Aage Swift Car Mein Mast Maal Ja Raha Hai.
ӨPati Office Jate Hue Patni Se Bola
Aaj Pappu Ko Jaldi Sula Dena, Raat Ko Khoob Daba Ke Sex Karenge
Office Se Aane Ke Baad Baap Pappu Ke Kamre Mein Gaya Aur Pucha
Pappu So Gaye Kya
Pappu: “
Daddy Kesi Baat Karte Ho, Mujhe Kaisi Neend Aayegi
Daddy Hairani Se: “
Kyun? Kya Hua
Pappu: “
Jise Pata Ho Uski Maa Chudne Wali Hai, Vo Kese So Sakta Hai
ӨMarte Hue Ek Budhe Ne Apne Sare Ghar Walo Ko Ikatha Kiya Aur Salah Dene Laga
Ladke Se: “
Apni Umar Ki Ladki Se Jhuk Kar Mila Karo Jis Se Usko Lund Touch Na Ho
Ladki Se: 
“Apni Bra Mein Hamesha Rui (Cotton) Jarur Rakha Kar Taki Nipples Na Dikh Sake
Damad Se: “
Chodne Or Khodne Mein Farak Samjho, Chodne Mein Jor Aur Khodne Mein Shor Karna Chahiye
Bahu Se: “
Gaand Marwane Se Bacche Paida Nahi Hote
Agar Esa Hota To
Uske Sabse Jyada Bache Hote Jo Abhi Is Joke Ko Padh Kar Hans Raha Hai
ӨFooli Hui Roti Kabi Kacchi Nahi Hoti,
Ansu Bahane Wali Har Ladi Sachhi Nahi Hoti
Jo Bhi Mile Thok De Mere Dost,
Kyunki Bra Pehnane Wali Ladki Bachhi Nahi Hoti
ӨLadka Ladki Se Bolta Hai: “Mujh Se Shadi Kar Lo, Mera Bahut Lamba Hai
Ladki Hairani Se: “
Kya?
Ladka: “
Anubhav
Ladki: “
Oh Thik Hai Main Tyaar Hun Mera Bhi Kaafi Gehra Hai
Ladka: “
Kya?
Ladki: “
Aatmavishwas
Ө12th Ki Ladki Apni Aunti Se Puchhti Hai: “Aunty, Aapke Time Mein 10-10 Bachhe Kyu Paida Hote Thhe?
Aunty: “
Beti Hamare Zamane Mein Moonh (Mouth) Mein Lene Ka Riwaz (Tradition) Nahi Thha
ӨLadkiyo Ki Top 6 Readymade Lines
  1. Aage Se Ye Kabhi Nahi Hoga
  2. Main Single Hoon
  3. Vo Sirf Mera Friend Hai
  4. I Like You
  5. Main Tumhe Khona Nahi Chahti
  6. Main Sach Bol Rahi Hun Yaar
ӨEk Baar Ek Pathan Ek Ladki Ki Gaand Maar Raha Thha
Achanak Pathan Bola: “
Oye Hum To Batana Hi Bhool Gaya Humko To AIDS Hai
Ladki Dar Ke:” 
Kyaaaaaaaaaaa
Pathan: “
Oye Hum To Majak Karti, Hum To Sirf Tumari Gaand Tight Karna Mangti Isliye Esa Boli
ӨLadki Mandir Mein Jati Hai Aur Parsad Laker Pandit Ke Pair Chukar Puchti Hai
Pandit Ji, Koi Gyan Ki Baat Bataiye
Pandit: “
Beti Bra Pehna Karo, Jhukti Ho To Dhyan Bhatak Jata Hai
ӨLadka Ladki Se Puchta Hai: “Jab Tum Ladkiya Susu Karti Ho To Seeti Ki Awaj Kyu Nikalti Hai
Ladki Sharmate Hue: “
Kyunki Hamare Pass Tum Logo Ki Tarha Silencer Nahi Laga Hota Na_